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You know, when I picked up that cola that was labeled "Santa", I thought it was a joke... Well, I guess I'll have to butter up for the chimneys tonight cuz I ain't getting any slimmer! Leave a plate of cookies out and I'll make sure I'll hurry, hurry, down YOUR chimney tonight~
With one swift move, the dastardly feline is taken down by our daring dick. Whilst our crazed cat learns to appreciate the full weight of justice (with great enthusiasm, it seems) our hefty hero "readies" himself for when he takes on the streets as our new hero, STOOL PIGEON! 6/6
Gadzooks! The tables have been turned on our unsuspecting feline as our daring dick has downed him him with his derriere! Looks like justice has been finally served after the enormous appetiser of bagels. But has he won? Can Chez resist the weight of justice? Stay tuned! 5/6
How is our daring dick going to get out of this one? Tied up, high as a bird, and in the claws of this crazed cretin. Will he succumb to the smile and become a future Jailbird? Will he spread his wings to catch the dastardly fiend? Can he really get any fatter? Keep watching! 3/6