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Happy Halloween! Hope you all got your costumes in time, unlike @WtrmlnthGcko over here who left it to the very last minute. But luckily a cheeky Gengar named Kovaz is gonna help our absent-minded fellow slip into something more comfortable.
...and corpulent~
"Oh, hello there! Oh don't mind me, I'm just vibing~
Hmmm? Were you planning on doing something? Don't worry about it too much. Stay for a while. Feel free to take in the view~
Oh, Don't be shy. Just relax for a bit. That's it. Get comfy and just watch me swing, swing, swing~"
@KygenDrake Your lack of butt means you don't have the typical natural counter-weight to your belly.
With it, your tail wouldn't have needed to extend itself to provide the missing counter-weight.
This is Fatfur Know-how No. 1 dude...
tut tut...