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Uber driver walked in and I pointed at him and yelled the customer's name
He looked astounded, took a step backward, and pointed at himself in the "ₘₑ?" fashion
"Picking up for him?"
"Oh yeah lol"
Then we both had a laugh
idiot brother took a "eat with a meal" pill without eating and now he's sick
lmao, actual smooth brainlet
This man asked for BBQ sauce in the order notes, HA! That costs 53¢ plus tax, you fool!