//=time() ?>
Tiger Mask IV shows off some dazzle dazzle, but even pushing 40, no wrestler on Earth was going to out-quick First Gen. Tiger Mask Satoru Sayama. (June 1996) 🐯
Lightning Kid & Dynamic Jerry Lynn show off some super smooth tag team offense while on tour with Universal Pro / Japan (1992) ⚡️ @TheRealXPac @itsjerrylynn
Terry Funk 1989. In terms of match quality, angles & promos, the best heel year in modern wrestling history. 🔥
<The appearance of a crab walking sideways looks strange to humans, even if it is completely normal for the crab itself> 🦀
When The Funks appear to you in a fever dream to inform you that you are a no-good, yellow, egg-sucking dog. 🥚