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@SeanGardnerXIV Wait...people thought the man making jello out of entire families was going to become dating material later on?
@declinant This will always weird me out. Like what do they expect all hobbies and interests to dry up? On another note, according to the internet, after I had passed 30. I was supposed to turn to dust and bone but still be alive. So really, WHERE'S MY LICH FORM YOU PROMISED ME INTERNET!?