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🥩 MEAT MATRIARCH - Horrible and ghastly Womb-Split Day wishes to one of my many hideous daughters, @madame_morgue! You smell REALLY fat! 🖤
MISSANTHROPE - Phantasmic bounty hunter and illegal soul collector. Smells like pain. Wanted DEAD or DEADER!
🔥 KING CREMATOR - Big bad BBQ man from the netherworld. Uses his twin hellblasters to immolate undercooked do-gooders. Great at parties.
💀 THE GRIM ORDER - Ordinators of life and death, Reapers are enlisted to harvest souls, take bounty contracts, and destroy any entity that would defy this unholy cause. Don’t do too well in the sun.
ROYAL HELLSPAWN - With delicious nutritious insides, Ovum keeps the tongue-tethered darling seeds of Satan alive and protected from external harm. Underworld babysittin's hell but it pays good.
ME SO PRETTY - Little Jenny hasn't felt quite the same after her big accident. She enjoys squeezing the cute boys that wander too close to her home. Hard.
AMPUTELLA - Administrative nurse from Dr. Stitchen’s Horror Hospital. The mutant claws are as feminine as they are deadly. Hates doorknobs.
EMBRYOS IN BLOOM - Succulent baby heads grown plump to perfection for your teething pleasure. Such a refined delicacy.
MECHAKOOPA - Stoked to clown around in this vehicular nightmare ensemble again. I'll be seein' all your lovable, punchable little faces in #SuperSmashBrosUltimate soon!