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feel the need to disclaim i pulled their ages out my ass, all we know is that panjing was the guoshi of a defeated kingdom (so he could be anywhere between like, 30 to 300+) and ms xia has been an innkeeper long enough that her human-eating past was far behind her when they met
the diff is that madam xia isn't rly into his old man form but she loves him so :')
(this is how his real form actually looks like) (he is v whipped) (pls watch lxh and read lxz) (they're not main characters at all but still)
my (~700f) husband (~700m) of 400 years recently decided he wanted to appear more authoritative and respectable as a guild master so he transformed himself to look like a grizzly old human man and now we go out on dates looking like
it turns out! meeting the evil murderous god who's been trying to hunt u & ur mother down since u were born while he's blackout hallucinating and finding out he's actually been in so much pain and regret that whole time is life changing and makes u want to stand with the evil god