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tfw your plans of infinite profit by theft are foiled once again
and now, back to your regularly scheduled program.
💵 NEW OC ALERT 💵
🔥 CAPTAIN SKURVY 🔥
HE'S THE CAPTAIN OF A ROBOT PIRATE CREW THAT RUNS ON TREASURE, DOOMED TO PLUNDER THE SEAS FOREVER LEST THEY PERISH
(his bird's name is PILOT)
my absolute FAVOURITE character trope is "albert einstein lookalike" (bonus points if theyre evil)
i know im already very tall mom- no mom you dont get it i NEED these platform boots. i need to be EVEN TALLER