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HUBERT/FERDINAND: you like hubert and ferdinand and when hubert likes ferdinand and when ferdinand likes hubert, and poisonings
DIMITRI/CHEWABLE VITAMIN C SUPPLEMENTS (500MG): you are not brave enough to be hot for scurvy. and that's ok
SETETH/THE CUCUMBER FROM VEGGIETALES: i dont fuckin know man. you love selfcest i guess
FELIX/DIMITRI: when the dentist says they HAVE to numb your mouth before they do the root canal you ask them if they're sure
BYLETH/EDELGARD: you think the relationship between byleth and edelgard that develops during the game is compelling, beautiful, romantic, meaningful, and cute
LAMBERT/RODRIGUE: do you think their kids like........................know?
YOU/FIRE EMBLEM: THREE HOUSES: you hate having $60 to $80 dollars depending on local currency, sale events, and possible shipping fees
HILDA/GLOSSIER "THE MAKEUP SET" SET: you believe in your heart of hearts that hilda deserves to save $12 on a combination of blush, mascara, and brow pomade in her desired respective colors
FELIX/SYLVAIN: you probably enjoy the relationship shown between felix and sylvain in the game fire emblem: three houses, and drawing, writing, or reading about them!
SOLON/THIS PORTRAIT OF ALOIS: you love running your tongue along juicy fucking forehead veins