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Happie came to Earth because it's illegal to be a clown where she's from.
She does birthday parties, bachelorette/bachelor parties, bar mitzvahs, office parties, funerals, anything and everything. You don't even have to hire her, she may just show up. You cannot stop her.
Easter(-ish) trade for @chipposter of his gals Evelyn & Lacy.
I'm sure it's still Easter somewhere...