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I know what Gertrude sounds like, but I wonder what the unwashed masses think.
In the wiz biz, you gotta get down and dirty sometimes. You gotta grind all day until your big chance comes.
Or you could just bang your weird creepy supervisor, I guess.
Mippy Murdurfuch is what happens when my DM of a one-off session just says "you can make whatever you want."
So I made a garbage fire of a bard halfling that got blown up and then came back by bursting out of a man's chest. Also, key-tar sword.
Mango goes to the wrong interview.
She’s far from dumb, but she can be a little oblivious.