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Happy Birthday to @Unknowngellwolf 🎉🎁🎂🥳
Aah, the Ankh. The symbol of eternal life. Or godly muscle growths blessed by the gods. :3c
Happy (belated) Birthday @Th3h3r3ticang3l 🎉🎁🎂🥳💦
Please devour me to enjoy your extended muscle growth experience and eventual dominance of the world. :3c
Happy Birthday to @Mister_Canvas 🎉🎁🎂🥳
Sorry im a little late. ^w^;
Also, that canvas is for you fill it with big, buff hunks! >:D
Happy Birthday to @RedSilverArtist 🎉🎁🥳🎂
Imagine a big, muscular lego figure that's all yours to worship.
Might not be as enjoyable nor comfortable as the real deal, but you (me) gotta do what you gotta do when you're desperate. :'3
Happy Birthday to @jasper_fur 🎂🎁🎉🥳
I couldn't think of any puns for him, so i googled for inspiration.
Turns out he's already an aggregate of microgranular quartz and/or chalcedony and other mineral phases.
The more you know. :O
Happy Birthday to @AwenSnoway 🎁🎉😘🎂🥳
Wolfie shaved the snow from ice blocks he froze himself. :0