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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Tonight, 7PM CST @ https://t.co/hURW4H66qN, it's episode 2 of License To Shill: Movie Edition! Check out all your favorite early 2000s stars on the Game Boy Advance such as Ben Affleck, Tom Cruise, The Rock... uh, Gerard Butler? Brendan Fraser? Sure, okay.
Is Jackal too intimidating? Too scary to run? Just want to beat the damn thing? Well tonight at 7PM CST, we're doing a Beginner's Speedrun Tutorial! Sit back and learn with minimal interference from stream notifications and feel free to ask questions! https://t.co/gR0jyLxJrv
Remain calm! The stream tonight has gotten an emergency last-minute upgrade! at 7PM CST it's time for Music From Robots In Space, a sound and sightscape of Robot Odyssey on an actual TRS-80! Dim your lights, wear your headphones, and experience machinery. https://t.co/gR0jyLxJrv