I love that I'm seeing so many additions to this meme. Like my normie friend sent me this and I was like "THATS EMERALD'S" and he was like "who the fuck is emerald"
Reasons to love Koyomi Araragi:
-the motherfucking GOAT
-strong desire to help others
-appreciates a good loli
-tamed the legendary Kiss-Shot
-handsome as fuck
-brushes a mean tooth
-basically invincible
-loves his bike, loves his car too
-is LITERALLY me
-*best boy noises*
It is my headcanon that Kakushigoto is about Araragi as an adult trying to raise his daughter and you can't change my mind. He's even got the same voice actor.
Reasons to love Guillotine Cutter:
-heavenly priest aura
-not a vampire
-hunts purely for the hatred of oddities
-does not use a weapon
-took Kiss-Shot's arms no problem
-handsome
-hedgehog hairstyle
-closes one eye, no need for depth perception
-tastes good
-*eating noises*
Reasons to love Episode:
-half vampire, all prettyboy
-wait he's six years old?? nvm
-wields a badass cross as a weapon
-can teleport by becoming mist
-flowing golden locks
-will knock your fucking intestines out
-cocky and arrogant
-friggin' hilarious
*prettyboy noises*
