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listen, buddy.. you can't.

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You cannot fuck Ace. This motherfucker is an incubus. That spells trouble for you, pal! He looks like he'd spit in your mouth and call you a slut.. don't you dare tell me that's your kink. Brendon Urie here is not fuckable, stop this at once.

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You can't fuck Barbatos. This guy bends over and his ass opens up a wormhole into 257 other dimensions. Every time he smiles it's because he's having a Doctor Strange-esque revelation. He can see thousands of outcomes in which you fail to please him sexually. Give up, pal.

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You can't fuck Asmodeus. He likely has every STD known to man and some known only to sea creatures. Are you willing to take that risk? Are you, pal? Hold his hand or something. Read him your favourite passage from the bible. I am warning you not to bonk this pretty boy.

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You can't fuck Mammon. Seriously, buddy. Let's be real. His pick-up lines don't get better than "what's your budget?" It'd basically be like a gold-digger episode of 90 day fiance. And he'll probably start crying the second you touch him so don't even waste your time, pal.

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