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Guard: Now, then, please remove all weapons before entering-
Bard: Smuggling!? How dare you accuse me of smuggling! Where would I even hide my entire party's weaponry, this is preposterous!
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DM: Ranger, you notice your animal companion, Leo? He's chewing on something
Ranger: What? I... I try to take it out of his mouth
DM: He starts to run away, chewing faster
Ranger: GODDAMMIT C'MERE
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