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Let me just slip into something a little more comfortable...💀🍂
Turns out I didn't adopt a cat yesterday, but a rare subspecies of hermit crab! It's said that when they outgrow one bathroom sink, they'll shed it and search for another to inhabit.
C'mon Fortnite, it's 2019. Even Mario's got nipples now, so what is the problem?
@bulbubsaur How messed up is it that for several minutes all I could think of was this weirdo?