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BREAKING: Local man is very tired but still finds time to bake cupcakes with his daughter #okko #okkoletsbeheroes #professorvenomous #fink
BREAKING: John Obi Mikel has retired from international football after 88 caps for Nigeria 🇳🇬
BREAKING: After the extremely positive reception from the new Sonic the Hedgehog movie, we are happy to announce:
BREAKING: stallion gets schooled in manners, mare tells him to die mad about it
BREAKING: Moronic Rogue stole the clothes of local big gay @BunBunSenpai
#Breaking: #Winx - The official handicap for her final race
#Cartoon: @theheraldsun @heraldsunsport
#Winx @winx_horse #auspol #Ausvotes #NEWS
#Election #AustraliaVotes #Australia #Canberra #Horserace
BREAKING: Local Plankton Hot as Fuck #digitalart #digitalartist #jojosbizarreadventure
BREAKING: Disney Parks Removing Park Smoking Areas, New Stroller Limitations
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BREAKING: Disney Parks Removing Park Smoking Areas, New Stroller Limitations
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Breaking: INVESTIGATIONS AND LAW ENFORCEMENT: Calls on the Government of Malta to launch without delay a full and independent public enquiry into the murder of Daphne Caruana Galizia - @Corinne_Vella @soficorreia @muscatcar @TinaUrso1 @occupyjusticema
https://t.co/bGHMTuORRE
Breaking: @joanjett will perform @WrestleMania @MetLifeStadium Jett will play her hit song “Bad Reputation” as WWE Raw Women’s Champion @RondaRousey makes ring entrance and defends her title in the main event against @WWE Superstars @BeckyLynchWWE and @MsCharlotteWWE
BREAKING: 24 year old actor Joshua Orpin has officially been cast as Superboy for the upcoming season of Titans!
Superboy is set to be a series regular.
Breaking: The new Harry Potter ride at Universal Orlando is called Hagrid’s Magical Creatures Motorbike Adventures and opens June 13, 2019! @UniversalORL
BREAKING: #PowerRangers Beast Morphers to premiere on March 2 on @Nickelodeon!
https://t.co/UDj0YAASK9
BREAKING: Actor Johnny Sins is “in advanced talks” to portray Lex Luthor in the upcoming ‘SUPERMAN’ film.
BREAKING: New cryptid spotted in california residence. Terrifies dogs. "Sometimes it even mimics chairs or tooth brushes but I don't know why" says home owner. More at 11.
@Jenna_Marbles @juliensolomita