jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loud

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1588 Golden Hind sighted the Spanish Armada off Cornwall. The news was relayed to Francis Drake in Plymouth who was reputedly playing bowls and said, 'Don't worry, there's still time to finish the game and still beat the Spanish' Although that was reported 37 yrs later

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Made a Teuchi, sage of six bowls pixel plushie for a friend.

https://t.co/i7fWRN06lF

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Hey hi I'm Sora, I'm just a half dead cat boy whos soul was split in 2 one side demonic other side angelic I chill at a bar called the Asylum cause I don't know where my home is. 🐱😈😇

Also if we going to olive garden if gonna get some many bowls of the zuppa toscana!!!

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A gentle game of bowls. Watercolour - Roy Holmes

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GM Everyone!

today it will be very hot. Please put some bowls of water outside for the squirrels!

Wish you a nice day! Be the Squirrel with you!

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Within 24 hrs:
🥣 80% of the Whitelists Minted.
🥣 Public Mint Sold Out in 1 min.
🥣 4% are blue chips holders which is still increasing.

Some beggars left their bowls still we hope they get rich.
Some beggars just grabbed their bowls and we hope them get even richer! 💰

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Over 900 beggars have grabbed their bowls 🥣
Now, hold it tight.
1,000 more fellas joining us soon!

https://t.co/BuoUyofJVG

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I really like spicy korean noodle bowls. 80% of the stains on my clothes are from them ❤️

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when it comes to the matter of nate richards vs kristoff for cassie's hand...... iron lad will NEVER be baby kristoff yelling for his faithful retainer boris to bring him and his lovely companion cheetos and m&ms in swarovski crystal bowls

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YIPEE!!!! 🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇
funny artfight piece w some friends !!!🐇🐇🐇🐇
full of love and bacon bowls

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You've heard of the Love Captain over at

But have you meet this Captain Kazoo from the Billionaire Baboon Bowls Club

Go pick a up a troop of your own today..

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Look mah, im a real artist. Painting bowls of fruit like im in a still life class…. This show is so slow…. https://t.co/WF8kUcUvsw

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In anticipation of the Toxic Lake Community’s official statement releasing tomorrow, we have received dozens of eye witness reports confirming the menacing behaviour of Swamp Dwellers in the recent past including “emptied Coy ponds” & “goldfish bowls disappearing from windows”.

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haven't been sleeping well the past week, however, I've at least kept a consistent routine in the morning, fill the dogs' bowls, water the garden and indoor plants, get the mail, fill the bird feeder, take out the kitchen trash, exercise alittle and then go to bed, goodnight

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I'm going crazy
Eating two bowls of udon while watching YouTube videos and drawing

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A less famous sister of Amelia Bowson...
AMELIA BOWLSON

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🚨The Stoned Apples are t-minus 60 minutes to the Earth Gate. 🚨

Joints are lit, bowls are filled ☑️🍏💨

Pre-sale for OG OJ members starts in an hour.🍊

If you have an OG Orange, make sure to register in the discord to mint a rare 👀

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my cats have an automatic feeder with two side by side bowls and these dumbasses swat at each other when they’re done eating and it always reminds me of this:

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