Mystery Dungeon fans: ok so a new mystery dungeon game won’t be on direct don’t get ur hopes up 😔😔😔😔😔
Nintendo: here’s a new mystery Dungeon game.
MD fans:

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Nintendo: announces a new direct
dudes about to retweet old direct announcements:

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MS and Sony looking at Nintendo hard.

Nintendo:

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Nintendo: Ganon is a giant pig monster

CD-i artist: ah yes, cat goblin guy

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Nintendo: Raid battle with up to 4 players to take down powerful Pokemon TOGETHER.
Simone:

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Me: "I'm not that interested in Mario Kart Tour"

Nintendo: releases special Halloween Witch Rosalina

Me: BNLFLNMNBFBM <3

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Hershel Layton

Primera aparición: El Profesor Layton y la Villa Misteriosa (Nintendo DS, 2007)
Compañía: Level-5
N.º de juegos en Nintendo: 8

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Kotaku: “So here is this pretty cool Nintendo fan game-”

Nintendo:

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The Super Nintendo: Big with the games

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Smash Twitter: can’t wait for the next character!

Nintendo: Here’s SNK!

Smash Twitter: WTF Is an SNK?

*Months later*

Nintendo: Here’s Byleth!

Smash Twitter: WTF Is a Byleth?!

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after that they prentend to be video games fans smh 🤦🏻‍♂️

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me: nintendo said 2019 so i won’t expect any animal crossing

nintendo:

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Nintendo: *gives the mario ladies a new outfit that they don’t usually wear*

me: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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Activision: "Can I copy your homework?"

Nintendo: "Sure just change it up a bit so it doesn't look obvious you copied"

Activision: "Ok"

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Me: surely they don’t intend for the Pokémon to be sexualized, it’s the fandom

Nintendo: Alcremie elvoles into Cumslut with the use of a Load Stone! The more you please her, the sweeter the cream pies!

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nintendo: reveals dlc outfits
me: i know what i must do

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My Wage: *Exists*
Nintendo: Ara Ara.
Illus by the wonderful: ❤️

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Ubisoft:" look who we have in our Smash Bros clone."

Nintendo:"oh yeah?"

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