me when im allergic to large, pink floating cartoony hearts that swarm around me

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he is allergic to pulling all of his hair into the hair tie

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My hubby’s allergic to cats. Not having a cat is a tough compromise I’ve had to make in our life together! 😆

Anyway, things just changed today!! I now own the cutest catowl ‘Loveable Sharpclaw’ from the creative mind of ! 😊

Thanks NFT world.

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Please Forgive Me!!!
(artist: )

Sounds like SOMEONE is allergic to pews!

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Fine.

But no hugs! I'm allergic to physical contact. https://t.co/2n7IoxqVGI

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I'm allergic to boxes and good composition.

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Les goo! 🌸 ( Hopefully you're not allergic to chocolate! <3 )

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CAMELLIA NOOOOOO!@!,!! CAMELLIAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOO YOURE ALLERGIC TO CHOCOLATE!!! CAMELLIA YOURE A DOG STOP EATING THE CHOCOLATEEEEEE

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The Bramble wood Project.

Gob picked some flowers and look at that healthy blush or is he maybe allergic?

Where should our gob go next?

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T'Challa to Interviewer: I didn't realize just HOW much Storm's team truly loves her.

Storm: At the wedding, Cyclops insisted on taste testing our food for poison.

Rogue: WHY WOULD YOU EAT THE SHRIMP KNOWING YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO IT!

Cyclops: *coughing* because I'm efficient!

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They | Them

Pro:
- cooks anything for you
- doesn't get drunk
- can give you uppies
- scratches your head/back as long as you want

Con:
- is allergic against pineapple
- Sleeps a lot
- Workaholic
- Extremely blunt

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Stop eating celery. You are allergic to celery. STOP eating it. Stop. Put down the hummus

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believe it or not i like both cats and dogs; just im allergic to the latter... so we have 4 cats.

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Please excuse Wednesday, she’s allergic to color 🐈‍⬛

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