just passed a camel. We're in the Alps! WTF?!?”
https://t.co/568lM1GT5e

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The best advice Einstein ever gave me was, "Never cat sit for Erwin Schrödinger”.”
https://t.co/ExuahKJUl2

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First flies, then bees and multitudes of nameless flying bug things, now it's bats. Herds of bison next? Or chimps? Or llamas?”
https://t.co/JlxqkBCaYN

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Seen at coffee: a baby that looked like a small beluga whale in a ginger wig.”
https://irkafirka/pictures/rufous

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I saw some incredible things yday. Why, then, is the image of the fattest man I have ever seen riding a motorbike the image that lingers?”
https://t.co/NFi2oIcYei

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Anyone want to burn their laundry with me & , just let me know. Ta.”
https://t.co/kTLqko7ebH

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well from the strange growling noises going on here either its lunch time or there is a tiger hiding under the sofa…”
https://t.co/bgDc4m8tvH

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Keep finding slugs in my flat. The robotics lab has a slug hunting robot that is powered by digesting slugs…”
https://t.co/XGoPnqvMAe

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My arms are very heavy because I have lots up my sleeves!”
https://t.co/myLbXnrBjV

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Je ne peins pas seulement khr. Étonnamment

Рисую не только по реборну, даже удивительно 😳😳😳

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Just saw an old man riding a bike with music speakers tied to the handle bars! Priceless!”
https://t.co/9gFMierVhQ

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maybe I should paint smiley faces on my toenails so that Woodlice will think that there is a crowd of 10 friendly people approaching them.”
https://t.co/hkpKF9rJQG

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My head feels full of sponges. Clear out you damned aquatic beasts that I may think and achieve stuff!!”
https://t.co/2lplnsiVnL

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