# cowbell glockenspiel

“ 100% of chemists surveyed agree; alcohol IS a solution.”
https://t.co/hRvP5IGZYq

2 1
2021-03-13

“ Why would you keep an ostrich as a pet though? It's not like you can take them for a walk or cuddle with them.”
https://t.co/ZLJ1LpgCQv

2 2
2021-03-04

“
just witnessed a seagull doing a stretch.”
https://t.co/nalHpNXXEW

1 3
2021-03-03

“ Vengeful mafia God leaves a Horsehead Nebula in your bed.” @#irkafirka10
https://irkafirka.picutres/hahildebrand

1 0
2021-01-26

“
Love, love will tear us apart, again.
Or drugs will.
Or an alien with giant hands who likes tearing things.”
https://t.co/qsapQ5fnV8

4 11
2020-12-29

“ Well very eventful this morning - wee bassa hit my car with a snowball - he wont be doing it again though as I stuck his head into a snowman”
https://t.co/c84ITshZD0

1 2
2020-11-30

“
Hmmm. Can't seem to think this morning. At all. Need some sort of intelligence spark plug thingie to get me going!”
https://t.co/CgsRSRwxyF

1 0
2020-11-09

“ - I am in Cornwall dressed as a morris dancer, for reasons that I do not fully understand.”
https://t.co/y99omuQKOV

1 1
2020-11-02

“
Just saw a fat happy Pelican floating on a beautiful night time ocean - was gorgeous”
https://t.co/wlpWxDq6tc

1 2
2020-09-19

“ just passed a camel. We're in the Alps! WTF?!?”
https://t.co/568lM1GT5e

1 1
2020-08-17

“
The best advice Einstein ever gave me was, "Never cat sit for Erwin Schrödinger”.”
https://t.co/ExuahKJUl2

1 4
2020-08-17

“ First flies, then bees and multitudes of nameless flying bug things, now it's bats. Herds of bison next? Or chimps? Or llamas?”
https://t.co/JlxqkBCaYN

1 3
2020-08-08

“
Seen at coffee: a baby that looked like a small beluga whale in a ginger wig.”
https://irkafirka/pictures/rufous

1 2
2020-07-29

“
I saw some incredible things yday. Why, then, is the image of the fattest man I have ever seen riding a motorbike the image that lingers?”
https://t.co/NFi2oIcYei

1 1
2020-07-24

“
Anyone want to burn their laundry with me & , just let me know. Ta.”
https://t.co/kTLqko7ebH

2 5
2020-07-24

“
well from the strange growling noises going on here either its lunch time or there is a tiger hiding under the sofa…”
https://t.co/bgDc4m8tvH

1 2
2020-07-22

“ Keep finding slugs in my flat. The robotics lab has a slug hunting robot that is powered by digesting slugs…”
https://t.co/XGoPnqvMAe

1 3
2020-07-21

“
My arms are very heavy because I have lots up my sleeves!”
https://t.co/myLbXnrBjV

1 3
2020-07-20