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MC: Heh, you peed your bed?
Belphie: Ha? Beel accidentally poured water on it earlier when we're snacki-
Belphie: and wHY ARE YOU IN OUR ROOM? ON /MY/ BED?
MC: *whistles innocently*
(My MC's lifespan was shortened afterwards)
thinking about this quote and wondering: do the lonely get extended (natural) lifespans like the vast? it would make sense considering like all of that stuff ppl talk about with "the loneliness of immortality and losing everyone to age" but at the same time we don't know of any
Domestic Dog (Mixed-Breed)
Conservation Status: Domesticated
Japanese Name: イエイヌ(雑種)
Scientific Name: Canis lupus familiaris
Also known as: Mutt
Romanised Name: Ieinu (Zasshu)
Average Lifespan in the Wild: 12-15 years
Distribution: Universal
Diet: Omnivore
Japanese Badger
Japanese Name: ニホンアナグマ
Distribution: Japan
Diet: Omnivore
Scientific Name: Meles anakuma
Also known as: Japanese black badger
Average Lifespan in the Wild: 10 years
Romanised Name: Nihonanaguma
Conservation Status: Least Concern
really liking that over the course of his 3 year lifespan as a character, ares has evolved from a 9ft y’all yandere to an 11ft y’all tsundere. i love this for him.
(also the comic joke is he has no dick if you missed that one)
Indian Elephant
Scientific Name: Elephas maximus indicus
Japanese Name: インドゾウ
Conservation Status: Endangered
Diet: Herbivore
Distribution: Indian subcontinent, Southeast Asia
Romanised Name: Indo Zou
Average Lifespan in the Wild: 70 years
Japanese Marten
Diet: Omnivore
Scientific Name: Martes melampus
Distribution: Japan
Conservation Status: Least Concern
Average Lifespan in the Wild: Unknown
Japanese Name: ホンドテン
Romanised Name: Hondoten
Sand Cat
Romanised Name: Suna Neko
Scientific Name: Felis margarita
Distribution: Saharan Desert, Middle East, Eurasian Steppes
Japanese Name: スナネコ
Conservation Status: Near Threatened
Diet: Carnivore
Average Lifespan in the Wild: Up to 13 Years
Rayllum gives life, and added years to my lifespan
Also dt to my fam @Jimberss you soft me dude uwu
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#rayllum #tdp #tdpart #raylatdp #callumtdp #TheDragonPrince
Fennec Fox
Conservation Status: Least Concern
Romanised Name: Fenekku
Distribution: Sahara
Also known as: Fennec
Diet: Omnivore
Scientific Name: Vulpes zerda
Average Lifespan in the Wild: 10 years
Japanese Name: フェネック
Did you know? TRANDOSHANS had a lifespan slightly shorter than that of most sentients in the galaxy. By thirty five standard years, Trandoshans were middle-aged, and those living past fifty were considered old. Any Trandoshan living over sixty years was thought to be venerable.
OTAE'S SOFT EXPRESSION WHILE LOOKING AT THAT TINY RABBIT TOY JUST ADDED FIVE MORE YEARS TO MY LIFESPAN MY HEART CAN'T TAKE HOW ADORABLE THIS CARD IS!!! 💙🐰
#CONFESSIONAL #anunsafespace
We Dont Have A Problem
Artist RF Pangborn @PangbornRf
11x14
Oil on Canvas Panel
#artcollective #artwork #art #international #cooperative #artists #writers #painting #digitalart #film #collage #sculpture #photography #submissions
Mr Fairweather invites you to the #SteamWinterSale, where Kynseed is 20% off! That's a far better deal than his usual rate of 20% off your lifespan...
🌱 https://t.co/HHdP1YdnsI
the method maybe more interesting than the results, but turns out the #WoollyMammoth had a typical lifespan of about 60 years - slightly shorter than modern African elephants (65ish)
https://t.co/CnepmV8sUJ
Also, #Alaska state fossil = woolly mammoth!
Hearing Otegine's bg change line in his keisou outfit simultaneously shortened and extended my lifespan
I know it’s not what we’re buzzing about today, buuuut I’m Having Thoughts™ about The M̶a̶n̶d̶a̶l̶o̶r̶i̶a̶n̶ Smol Bean Show.
(1a) If the bean is 50 but still a baby, then Yoda at 900 was only 90. That’s a standard lifespan! So much for perceived ancient-wisdom life-experience!