I'd like to report a sosig that is holding my soul hostage I feel emptier than usual

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This is not a joke oh god a frick please help I'm being held hostage by the goose by gunpoint and it will shoot me if I don't stop giving bread tell my nonexistent children that I wish I could've spent more time with them oh god oh heck this is my last call for help

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Birthday boy

That being said I’m being held hostage by Liqiu till I try this cake she prepared for me. my arms are getting numb.

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Issue 5270 Hostage Hunt is out next Thursday. With Ian Kennedy on cover! - QM

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MONDAY is the last day to preorder GOING TO THE CHAPEL from ! If you thought Issue was wild, wait till Emily's from hell turns into a full-blown hostage situation! Call your shops now — preorder codes are AUG191482, AUG191483 and AUG191484!

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The Kremlin`s hostage Mykola Shyptur took part in the Revolution of Dignity. In March 2014, he was illegally detained in Crimea during an event honoring Shevchenko and sentenced to 9 years in prison. Using torture Russians forced Mykola to testify against himself.

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-'Raquel, the Ministry on the phone. What shall I tell them? They'll ask who gave the order.'
-'I gave the order. Tell them... tell them the wounded man is a hostage.'

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What does it take to plan the hostage situation of the century? talks GOING TO THE CHAPEL with — listen to the and buy your copy of Issue at your shop or now, and preorder Issues and today! https://t.co/Qsj5z3kJ7p

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Out in stores and digital from Danger Zone:

GOING TO THE CHAPEL

"Love is the ultimate hostage situation."

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What does it take to commit to the hostage situation of the century? talks GOING TO THE CHAPEL with — buy your copy of Issue at your shop or NOW! https://t.co/0btw1TPk0m

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What do a conflicted bride, her family, a gang of Elvis-themed crooks, and a relentless sheriff have in common? They’re about to discover that love is the ultimate hostage situation! https://t.co/zzXcGVjgsd

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Out in stores and digital from Danger Zone:

GOING TO THE CHAPEL

"Love is the ultimate hostage situation."

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The hostage rush 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

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Ready to commit to the hostage situation of the century? Writer talks GOING TO THE CHAPEL with ! Don't miss this in-depth and pick up your copy at your local shop this Wednesday, Sept. 4! https://t.co/iQIQj6jxB6

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We're talking with David Pepose, creator of GOING TO THE CHAPEL! Romance is dead? Nah, it's just being held hostage! Come listen, and then go get the comic!

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ms paint is holding my family hostage please help 🎃

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What does a bride with cold feet, a gang of Elvis-themed bank robbers, and one relentless sheriff have in common? They're about to discover love is the ultimate hostage situation. See 's of GOING TO THE CHAPEL in shops 9/4! https://t.co/J0yzGTfsU1

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✨✨[RTs Much Appreciated] ✨✨
Sketch Commissions : OPEN
Need to help raise money to get my sister a new tablet, since I’ve pretty much held her current one hostage. 💦

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Time to commit to the hostage situation of the century! Call your shop now to preorder GOING TO THE CHAPEL and with the codes JUL191409 and AUG191442—Final Order Cutoff for Issue is 8/12, so don't miss what calls "one of the year's funniest

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