ma’am i stabbed that zubat that was getting too close to your ass can i please join your party and sleep on your feet please just ONE nap on your feet please i need this the doctor says im diseased and the only cure is either feet or coochie would you really let me die like tha

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"Ghosts are real. This much I know..."

Doesn't justify getting stabbed in the eye with ice cream, but I digress.

A long-running inside joke finally breaks through all that red clay, making a hole in the roof of my heart.

With many thanks(?) to and

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stabbed by

i picked usual rough paintings for all of them to have better comparison

late 2016 - i more or less started drawing in 2016 (again)
2017 - 2018 - started with 2hu 1draws
2019 - i think my style for rough paints stabilized a bit

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So this is my new invention, Knife Brick.
For when you want to hold a brick, but also get stabbed.

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Had my first drop rate rage last night: stupid goretusks in Westfall refused to give me their livers, even after I stabbed them real good! Somicron and I must've killed 50 of them and come up with like 6 total livers.

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*gets heart stabbed by a knife* Oh, my heart! How that hurt to say that you don't have friends since I'm your best friend! Lol
Anyway, how about our girl, Roxy?

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Ten of Swords: Usually one guy getting stabbed a bunch, but this time, Cockatrice shoots out a bunch of abstract darts. It just has so many ways to kill people it's kind of ridiculous. Maybe even a little . . . overkill. 😎

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Someone is not okay.

I’m someone.

Animated Yuuki just stabbed my heart once again.

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Day 3 happenings: SNUGGLE BUDDIES, singing buddies!. Alan stabbed Grembash, Lioen died from an infection, vanilla starved to death xD and dj jt tried to escape the arena and died doing so!

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I haven't watched nor read a lot of Transformers but assigned me Rodimus and I felt stabbed

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Yeah fk it, I'll get stabbed too 😠

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Yellow Cleric! Spends a lot of time polishing his armor. Remains positive and laughs in the face danger. Likes to decorate his horns and once accidentally stabbed someone with his armor

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As someone who currently is being backstabbed by a girl I thought was my friend, I get it but disagree, being kind is never for nothing. It means you have done ur part and are right in the matter while others have issues that aren’t ur fault and it will come back on them in time

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Never, I repeat, NEVER sneak up on a sleeping Yahaha. Honi did, and look where it got him! Almost got stabbed with the glowy sword.

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fugo + bruabba = someone's getting stabbed (also yes fugo is reading Anger Management 4 Dummies)

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Feed you so you got strength to stabbed me later...
吃饱一点,之后才有力气捅我···

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What’s worse: actually getting stabbed, or having Malik tell you how stupid you are for getting stabbed?

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Paintings by Zdzisław Beksiński. His works are all unnamed because he didn’t know what they represented. He simply aspired to paint as though he were photographing dreams. His paintings sold for many thousands of dollars. He was stabbed to death for less than a hundred.

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Just take my heart
Just rip it out
This holy skin
It's falling out \

\ Even the stars are trapped inside, oh my
There's nothing left to hide
🖤🖤🖤
(loosely set shortly after the events in book 3 where Zahir lost an eye and Benjamin was stabbed in the back)

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Inspired by episode 72
[Captain America Voice] So, you lost your warlock pact and you just stabbed yourself in the chest to prove a point. Now you probably gotta pick an entirely new class during a live show next week...

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