co-founder, narrative designer, marketing lady ALEX - hi it's me, the twitter entity. i have two cats and a puppy, would die for chicken nuggets, planescape: torment is the best video game, and synecdoche new york is the best movie. thank you for liking my memes

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Just finished the first floor of the Mortuary as my second map for my campaign and my first map using 's Dungeondraft program.

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Today reviews Black Void, a out from ! - JI 🐉

"Sheer, blazing uniqueness...you’re never going to find another mashup of Planescape, Stargate, Arabian Nights, ancient Mesopotamia, and Call of Cthulhu."

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My first Planescape map conversion for The Citadel of Fire from "The Eternal Boundary".

One small step in building an entire 5e campaign from levels 1 - 20.

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Regardless of any bladed ceiling that might exist for power in Sigil, no one can deny that I'm the baddest, most fabulous bitch there is. *preen*

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I passed the D&D survey test. They almost had me with the "which campaign setting is your favorite" trick question, but we all know the right answer was Planescape. 😉

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Who wears a Razorvine crown? Who keeps all the Factions down?

I DO! I DO!

*preen*

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There's a sublime joy I get when arguing with mortals and ending with 'Suck my dick!" and watching them wonder given what they know or not about yugoloth biology if it was or wasn't a figure of speech. Is it? Not like you'll find out. Blow me. *preen*

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I've on occasion been told I have an ego the size of a star. Trust me that when I've subsequently sneered, my heel against the opinionated offender's throat, getting out some razorvine, my reply is they're thinking far too small in that measure. *preen*

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Next campaign for is DEFINITELY going to be a Planescape campaign. That way, if they try to spend three months shopping, I can just have the Lady show up and maze them.

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When we had a limited time offer McRib at McOinoloths, it was right after that "unfortunate incident" that involved the yagnoloth assistant manager, the deep fryer, and telekinesis. Hated that yagnoloth. *innocent preen*

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We used to make the larvae fries with infant tallow, but in the 80s it got changed to leshy oil as a "healthy" measure, but really it was just a cost savings thing. Also, we didn't change the oil for like a week at a time.

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Hear me out here:

Foie gras, but sourced from halflings. Like ducklings never weaned from the gavage, those greedy little mortals will happily gorge themselves right up to (my) dinner time! *preen*

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Zola the arcanist... hell if they knows what power they posess but it doesn't stop them.

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Well, I suppose I should take today to finish up all this paperwork. I mean someone has to sign someone else's name and arrange to have the documents placed somewhere to be found after those adventurers inexplicably murder themselves. *preen*

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Yugoloth rule
Don't expect me to respect you just because you're NE too.

Corollary to Rule
Don't expect me to respect you just because you're another 'loth.

Shemmy Addendum to Corollary:
Don't expect me to respect anyone but myself. *preen*

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Today's thoughts, mid-Pandemic:

If I had the Civic Festhall burned to the ground*, would anyone notice right now? *preen*

*with about three dozen specific people locked inside at the time

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Well if there's one positive about this pandemic having everyone stuck at home under self-quarantine is that food and other delivery services are making bank.

A -wonderful- total coincidence that I basically own the Runners and Messengers Guild! *preen*

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Here’s THE A TO Zs OF MY HOME CAMPAIGN - V is for Vargouille! I don’t know... they just look cool... and there’s just something rad about swatting flying demon heads outta the sky. Art by Tony DiTerlizzi for Planescape.

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