a duo of good looking emotionally constipated idiots

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this is ilan iscariot, he's emotionally constipated and he just wants a sexy himbo to spoil him, amen

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America is constipated.

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— Happy new year! (ish)
I'm emotionally constipated and I don't know how to properly express myself but I hope everyone here knows that they matter to me. Thank you for making 2020 bearable, it was a clusterfuck of a year but I'm glad I met you all. I would mention everyone (1/4)

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CEO of pretty boy wizards that look constipated when they try to flirt~~

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The thumbnail makes Gintoki look constipated..

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I feel that if Judge Dredd doesn’t look severely constipated all the time, you’re probably doing something wrong. So I dig how this turned out. A simpler one here but the scowl was all I really wanted to do.
46/100

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Yes I'm horny for ships of emotionally constipated emo boy x his saviour sunshine boi

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artistcally constipated, draw dragon

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OH MAN HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MOST EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED BEST BOY IN ALL FORMS

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[Scheduled Tweet]
Random Bullshit Go!!

Second batch of unreleased bits n' butts, featuring a gassy Toadette, a constipated Helen Parr, and an explanatory doodle as to why Bowser doesn't kidnap Daisy🍑😳
Oh, and phat Ice Climbers.

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Woah a lot of your viewers must be really constipated

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also me?? shipping the awkward and secretly very messed up but outwardly gentle bookworm with the emotionally constipated and short-tempered shorty that secretly cares a Lot??? more likely than you think!!!!

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One of my most complex ocs whos name ended up John bc I couldnt think of a name & dubbed him "John Doe" for the many months it took to make him that John stuck. Jerk medic and aerialist whos emotionally constipated but growth said he gon care abt a special someone.

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Apparently, one of my personally most appealing character types is "emotionally constipated criminal disaster gay who wears black, white & purple"

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i like when one is emotionally constipated and the other is full of love 🥺🥰 first one is mine and the others @/jacobossa and @/joeynouchi !!

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If your baby is gassy but not popping, don’t worry. These common symptoms are normal in babies as they learn how to feed and digest food. Your baby might be constipated. This can happen in babies older than 6 weeks who are not exclusively breastfed.

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Malleus:

you like maleficent, simple as
goth, probably like vampires
okay dragon fucker talk your shit
you'd like wicked, maybe
you think hes sexy for being 192cm without the horns
emotionally constipated
you binge florence and the machine albums

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♪ two emotionally constipated vault kiddos, chillin' by a big pond, 0 feet apart 'cause they're totes gay ♪

But finished this time 😂

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