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#FursonaCareGuide for the good moo!
🐄Don't bring attention to her...erm.."ample" physique
🐄Easily flustered when complemented (secretly loves it tho)
🐄Puts up a tough front but is a big softy in private
🐄A couple Hugs a day won't hurt
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🥟Feed lots of Crab Rangoon’s
🥟Feed any Asian cuisine really
🥟Offer rangoon tribute when poor
🥟Lots of time near the ocean
🥟Constant fiancé derg/serg cuddle
🥟Lots of positive reinforcement
🥟Feed more Crab Rangoon’s
🥟Foot and leg rubbies
🥟Crab Rangoon’s
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✨10+ Hours of daily Sleep
✨Access to Cable TV, Movies and Netflix
✨Draws a lot, provide wrists massage
✨Feed Properly
✨Provide Gatorade
✨Enough daily exercise and movement
✨Big cozy beds
✨ Daily cuddles
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☣ always be prepared to be flopped on
☣ Snoot boops are encouraged
☣ share your food especially burgers
☣ be prepared for bad memes they make
☣ give them at least 1 cup of ice tea a day (bubble tea is can be a special treat)
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🐺Requires pets, hugs and kisses atleast 20 times a day.
🐺Fuud...Lotsa Fuud.
🐺DON"T TOUCH THE TAIL!!!
🐺Tired of yo shit.
🐺Cuddle when sleeping.
🐺Fast internet+good food= Happy pup.
🐺Needs sufficient alone time.
🐺Bathe him everyday cause too lazy.
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♦️Provide coffee!☕️
♦️Beware of werewolf mode!🐺
♦️Let him ride his motorcycle🏍️
♦️Gamer, provide gaming rig🖥️
♦️FOOD! LOTS OF IT!🍖
♦️Shut up and give him a hug🤗
♦️He is fueled by the hunt for booteh!🍑
♦️...got some weed? 🌿( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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🦴 Leave her to cook
🦴 Give her lots of pats
🦴 Snugg with her
🦴 Drink tea with her
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🌌Give good cuddles and scritchems
🌌Treat to sashimi/sushi once in a while
🌌 Watch ARGs with at night
🌌 Take stargazing
🌌 Classic Rock or Lo-fi tunes
🌌 Baggy sweater
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🐯 Give him treats when he wants treats
🐯 Let him sleep, do not wake
🐯 Dumber than he looks
🐯 Let him take care of fake plants only
🐯 Will show you stupid vines
🐯 Polish his gem daily
🐯 Good snugs necessary
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☕️Give him booze
☕️Snugs
☕️Rubs
☕️Travel w/ him esp. long car rides
☕️provide caffeine if necessary
☕️show him things that make you happy so he can know you better
☕️booze
☕️learn to laugh with him b/c life is too short to be angry all the time
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🐐 Give him kiss
🐐Feed him
🐐Cuddle with him every night
🐐Be prepared to be challenged to a fight
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⭐️give them icecream
⭐️brush their tail
⭐️give them pets
⭐️feed them sushi
⭐️snuggle with them
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🍑 Wash and brush him often, vERY often.
🍑 Buy him lots of cute hoodies and socks
🍑 Do not try and make him wear pants!!
🍑 Let him touch your butt when he gets upset
🍑 He will want to cuddle literally all the time
🍑 Chin scritchies are appreciated
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🔥1: give pats
🔥B: uhh yeah
🔥Bring munchies
🔥Give lots of Arazona green tea
🔥Give pats
🔥Take on hikes
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⚡Let out for days in the wild
⚡Be prepared to care for wounds on return
⚡Keep water out of reach
⚡Plenty of Pineapples
⚡Electrical Hazard
⚡Allow plenty of time for meditation
⚡Allow twice as much for training
⚡Avoid bapping his bell excessively