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Homer Simpson Voice: “Wait a minute, that wasn’t the testicle inspector...”
Imagine having so much testosterone one of your testicles swells up to the consistency of a rock.
What a life am I right?
Hey, Testicles President! https://t.co/rsHx43MWZ8
theres 2 types of pims in this world
There is @PimProoOff, Shes cool shes an epic artist and shes funny, funny female what?! epic, And mow theres Pim, hes depresso and looks like a drained testicle, But also super happy
@PimProoOff from irl, Meet pim from smiling friends
A testicle head harpy sketch from my God of War days. #izzymedrano #sketch #art #drawing #illustration #artwork #drawings #arte #painting #pintura #peinture #Izzy #MTGartist #twitch #twitchstreamer #monster
Sazae Oni are Yokai turban snails who can shapeshift. One story tells of a Sazae Oni who bit off the testicles of pirates and demanded that in exchange for their balls they give her all their treasures which they complied. #FolkloreThursday Art @matthewmeyerart
Day 7 - obscure fact
Ben has only one testicle. No I couldn't find any better fact than that 😂
Smol quickie because I feel all over the place today
#oceptember #oceptember2020
But what about "the worst" Pokemon with weird growths? Like Castform who is a small grey ball with massive testicles. Or perhaps Ambipom the evolution no one asked for, and get excited kids, this one has 6 swollen penises for fingers.
In Norse mythology as part of the reparations owed to Skadi for the death of her father the Aesir had a contest to see if they could make her laugh. At last, Loki tied one end of a rope to a goat and the other around his testicles and began a game of tug of war #mythologymonday
If I hear a "anime is cuter and more generic now so therefore pedophilia" take one more time I'm going to kick someone in the testicles.
Literally the same cutesy style changes are happening in the West.
TUESDAYS in August, I will be doing #Tuesticles (teeheeeheee it looks like testicles) a BRAND NEW original musical each week on zoom, written and performed by ME. The first one will be on 4th August at 7.30pm https://t.co/CdYmUPxmV7 #TheMorningMealClubMusical 👇
CW: CV
For those who didn't know, Buck has had @Yumi_The_Puppo 's Vaymori goddess of time, Kiirah within his testicles that he has been trying to melt down since he tricked her to clamor inside. Every day he wakes and checks to see if shes still alive inside with a morning rub~
@thepanageatales There's Roksana. She likes to pick on easily flustered people, is driven by her obsessive need to protect her baby brother & friends, constantly has a lollipop is her mouth, has a bad tendency to rupture a guy's testicles for calling her a bitch, & isn't afraid to throw fists.
A foo steps forward by Nirvana / Grotesticle
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🗓 Released in 1994 at Happening 🇳🇴
#demoscene #creative #2d #graphics #pixels #drawing #painting #pictures #pixelart #digitalart #computerart #art 😍
This is why danganronpa sucks her hand looks like its someone's right testicle shriveling away after someone injected 5 milligrams of black tar heroin directly into it
northern giant mouse lemur: this species of lemurs were identified in 2005. the n. giant mouse lemur lives in communal nests in the forests of madagascar. they have the largest testicle to body ratio of all mammals, which contributes to their constant and unique mating behaviors.
So I asked the wonderful @Grewoss_Milk for an art trade and we both just so happened to have Bee OCs that completely contradict eachother, so of course I'm shipping them now. *note, after sex the male bee's testicles explode, RIP Benjamin*
“I swear to god I’ll hex you so bad your testicles and your tonsils will switch places.”
Curse breaker Yaku will hex the shit outta you 🥵✨ https://t.co/DMc2snBSKs