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#FursonaCareGuide
-keep away from ice cream-
-feed him plenty of grilled cheeses-
-make sure he dose not stay on the sofa or his laptop all day-
#FursonaCareGuide
🐶Requires lots of hugs.
🐶Brush his floof, especially his tail, chest and mane.
🐶Feed him lots, especially strawberries and anything related. Buffets help.
🐶Squish cheeks every now and then. He loves that.
🐶Paw rubs are actually pretty nice. Try it.
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🐶Brush daily
🐶Don't walk in 80°+ weather
🐶Feed lots of 🍉🍈
🐶Buy her new seeds to plant
🐶Play D&D with her
🐶Let her practice TF magic on you
🐶MOST IMPORTANT!!! Rub her ears between your fingers, it makes her w e a k
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- keep coffee and pancakes nearby at all times
- must allow access to bicycle
- do not remove 3DS from paws
- gym equipment must be less than three blocks away
- may randomly strip naked
- frequently misremembers
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☥Give him lots of cuddles
☥If you're big and muscular, let him worship you
☥Snuggle with him while sleeping
☥Don't mind his mostly black wardrobe
☥Be into Rock Music (Alt. Rock especially)
☥Let him kiss your nose
☥Give him Sushi
☥Hold His Hand
#FursonaCareGuide bc everyone is doing it
- He loves lasagna
- Needs plenty of food to maintain large tail uwu
- Super picky though
- He generally does not like being touchy but you may pet his tail (he likes it)
- He needs a pretty big bed
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🕖 Gently wake her up every morning
🍣 Feed plenty of sushi
💆 Give back scritches, head pets, and tail brushies
⛰️ Go hiking together
🥩 Avoid large amounts of red meat
🍝 Feed plenty of pasta
☢️ DO NOT EXPOSE CORE WITHOUT PROPER PPE ☢️
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☕️Give lots of coffee
💖Requires pets & cuddle time
🎨Let her be creative
🎮Play some games with her
👙Spoil with lingerie & sparkly vanilla body sprays
🐕Take her on long walks
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🐺take to the gym once a day or whenever possible
🐺give snuggles& kiss
🐺loves to be worshipped
🐺will be happy to cook and clean
🐺scratches behind the ears and back
🐺needs help to reach his back and in the shower
🐺dress in nice fitting clothes (option non)
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💨Feed him Chipotle
💨Feed him TacoBell
💨Feed him Cinnabon
💨 99% chance you'll be eating if you're a fatty
💨 Will devour an entire buffet and everyone in it
💨Will sit and fart on you
💨 Will devour your city
💨 Will devour worlds
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🤘must have beer
🤘thrash music playing at all times, preferably loud
🤘don’t call him cute hes HANDSOME
🤘watch out he may sneak up on you and hug you and you wont be able to escape
🤘keep him busy by asking him about music and his arms
🤘oh my god those arms
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🐐 feed lots of fruits and veggies
🐐 walk daily
🐐 brush often to prevent magic build up in the coat
🐐 can be lonely so make sure to keep them entertained
🐐 be wary of having another female goat
🐐 keep hooves trimmed
🐐 racoons are best companions
#FursonaCareGuide Big Dino Edition
🦖 Answers to Mac or 'Big Boy'
🦖 Requires a lot of room
🦖 Needs to kept on a diet or he'll literally eat everything and everyone
🦖 Bus treats are good for positive behavior reinforcement
🦖 If found return to Duncan
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✨Rub his belly and call him a good boy
✨ Feed him pizza 🍕
✨ Chill and watch Netflix with him
✨ Requires frequent walks
✨ Play with his hair during snugs
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🌵Do not call him cute
🌵 Do not nibble on his tail
🌵 Do not chew on his horns
🌵 Give him plenty of rubs and snugs,
🌵 Give Cactus some sunlight
🌵 Do not disturb while he's asleep.
🌵 Always feed him plenty of water.
🌵 NO PINK
🌵 Still do not call him cute.
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🧀Will eat anything when hungry including non-food items. Please keep well fed.
🧀Clumsy and accident-prone. Keep eyes on him.
🧀Cries frequently, keep tissues handy.
🧀Low self-esteem, requires constant reassurance.
🧀Won't bathe (regularly) without training.
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👏Avid snacker. Food? thanks.
👏Anxious, prefers relaxing environment
👏Requires a nap once...maybe twice a day
👏Enjoys socializing with close friends and playing dumb video games
👏Comfortable or Comfortable stylish clothing is key
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🧡Breakfast for dinner
🧡Show her your favorite pizza place
🧡Tail care - Brushes in the morning and evening, and compliment her tail often
🧡Talk about music often
🧡Help her practice at rhythm games
🧡Lots of pillows and blankets
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👽Shy, approach with caution
👽Must have her emotional support @thatbluehusky
👽Hates the cold so be sure to keep her warm
👽No petting.
👽Requires Invader Zim related shirts or a Labcoat.
👽Make sure to supply her with some sour gummies or lemons with salt.
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🔱Must have daily memes
🔱Loves and prefers cold weather
🔱Do not disturb when sleeping
🔱Seriously don't fucking wake him
🔱If caught trying to eat you, use provided spray bottle
🔱Scales must be massaged frequently
🔱If grouchy, provide food