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I think it's so cute when I watch nature documentaries that show carnivores "hunt". Pfft... I bet the videographer couldn't even stomach what it looks like when I get my jaws on my prey. That head of lettuce was practically EVERYWHERE when I was done with it. That's true carnage.
Here he is!
His name is Johnson Finn. He's a soft-hearted shark in comparison to his best friend, whom you'll recognize from an earlier tweet.
As per usual, punny names are the norm; johnson = jaws/finn = fin
In this attached Among Us clip, we learn that Jaws and I are actually:
1) vision-impaired
2) the 3rd imposters (sorry Custa 🙈)
https://t.co/DNFXNvDrSB
@Berdengguhit You made me want to try with Abe and Nero 💖 No facial hair nor pretty cute curved nose not large jaws but oh well :D
CAPTAIN. Will Turner Jr
His face is covered with corals and solidified lava, with two fins along the jaws. From the left orbit and from the hole in the chest, where his heart once resided, hot lava gushes. Also, most of his skin is made of rusty iron.
#oc #orlandobloom
A homage to the famous Jaws scene where Quint and Brody try to avoid the shark as it’s crashing into the boat. We’ve included three yellow barrels and red ORCA insignia. 🦈
https://t.co/wRBH9R5MZc
#orca #jaws #jawsmovie #youregonnaneedabiggerboat #jaws45 #bruce @thedailyjaws
@GGWOW1 @UncontrolMarie @alluring_blue @bloodofkirby @bronxfanatic @CanadaDaredevil @jav5022 @WolverSteve @The1stBAT @ItsNotRevenge @BlueSpider450 About 10 years ago this Halloween, the woman I dated (a conservative not a cosplayer) came strutting into the bar I then tended, dressed like this. Middle of the day, middle of the week.
Jaws dropped. The record needle scratched.
I soon married her.
My 16th #streetfighter art update for Sept is a piece I did for the @UdonEnt 2019 Summer Sports special & reprinted in the 2020 Swimsuit Special art book (@ https://t.co/A6DChOaq9g).
Parodying a Jaws film poster, Blanka stalks Laura in his "Blanka-Chan" plushie outfit! XD #SFV
#TheDailyPanel - "The Jaws of Death" Nearly 6 million Jews were murdered in Nazis death camps in WW2. The true-life adventure of a real hero continues in #IRENA Book 3 by @JDMorvan , Trefouel, Evrard, and Walter. Available in October from @MagneticPress! https://t.co/jKqQJxYjPK
"It's like Jaws, but much less fun because the shark is real and the mayor forcing the beach open is the President." - @nichcarlson
Check out "TOTALLY UNDER CONTROL", a look at Trump's response to COVID by @anthony_delcol @joshadams on @thisisinsider!
https://t.co/m7vVfyXSuC
Bizarrely it's 44 years this very week that I first saw #Jaws at the cinema and tonight me and the twin engines of destruction are off to see it @glasgowfilm - Embeth is particularly excited as it's her favourite film (and she totally loves Roy Scheider - Me? I'm a Quint man!).
Most importantly, Milestone Returns Zero is readable! Please let your jaws drop with us looking at this @DenysCowan and @SotoColor cover
https://t.co/zKRPHc3MdA
I keep seeing Jaws pop in Sideshow (and Bren's) Twitch demanding specific BTTV emotes be added to chat.
DonoWall's an emote where a person talks to a wall, is ignored. Sideshow=wall. Chat=person talking.
But Sideshow ignores chat so he won't add it.
There's only one solution.