There's a window. There's a lot of sheets. Escape.
Bam! Done!
Or you could strangle the vampires, that could help.

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bonding time with lucifer you tug on the leash and it strangles him just a little bit. that’s what you get for being impossible to get in the event

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Imai Cosmo! The king of stranglers! Had lots of fun drawing this one :p

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“statement of the avatar formerly known as lee taemin, regarding its stranglehold on an identity that doesn’t exist. statement taken direct from subject, may 18, 2017.

statement begins.”

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Advertised in May 1991 - Homer strangles Bart with the line "Whaddya mean - should have gone to Radio Rentals???"

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I was working on this before yesterday's announcement and I figured the world was ready for it

Another one for your strangleposting folders

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Art by
2018

This is my Djinni PC for Jay's one shot! They are a huge bitch and will strangle you to death if you ask for a wish.

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I’m gonna strangle him and do a duet with him.

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These legs. I want to be strangled by these legs🤲🏼 I want to be choked mercilessly while begging for my life by these legs🤲🏼. Please bless me with the honor of meeting my maker by stuffing my head between the greatest artistry of God which is these legs🤲🏼 https://t.co/whyoDNvMFM

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What my sister said to me when she saw me...
i should strangle her...

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Not if I strangle you with my fursonas ass first

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dangit i thought you blocked me so i drew you this but have it anyway cuz that's messed up. 😔

i mean that non joking, if someone touched my gay friends i prob strangle them slowly.

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098   Evil Demon Level25 Cacus

A three-headed human-eating giant from Greek mythology.
Cacus tried to steal the Geryoneus cattle Hercules had brought, but was found and strangled and killed.

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David Paul Greenfield, keyboards/vocals for The Stranglers, who has died of coronavirus
“Golden Brown”
https://t.co/5W7klnuKq1 via

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DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF A MAN WHO WILL STRANGLE YOU???

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If you can't use your tail as a bean bag chair what is even the point? If it can't slowly strangle your enemies while you retrieve snacks from the fridge what are you even doing? If it doesn't puddle around you in luxurious puddles of luxuriousness wh

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