Hearing those words, Xie Lian deadpanned with a straight face:
“It’s not that. It’s because I have an unspeakable affliction. I can’t get erect.”

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todays androgyne of the day is duet from mystery skulls animated!! (they/them)

a mysterious comic book shop owner who speaks in a deadpan manner. however, they are friendly and easygoing despite their enigmatic behavior.

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Aaaand he’s back (speaking in his logo font)! Remy and Kitty SHOULD have met before (#304 funeral?) but maybe they were busy

More importantly:
“What’s that sticking out of Juggernaut’s pants?” and the deadpan “I walked.” 😂

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Fiize with her deadpan expression is cute enough, but when she smiles...that darned smile is enough to pierce the heavens!
Also quite a unique outfit in the sense that it doesn't reveal her thighs very much, in comparison to her earlier skins.

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BreadPanes 111: "An Amazon Christmas"

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Borrowed Matias from and tossed Ben (in the hat) together.
They're the "Deadpan Duo" but they're cute

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Hey, I'm Zandy!

I'm a freelance artist, and also a giant rat who breaks all of da rulez

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💙 OPENINGS ANNOUNCED VIA HERE AND IG

💜 Carrd link in bio
(has commission info & links)

💜 Fursuits by:
@/Beautyofthebass @/radpandaUK

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Doodle. Need to do a practice of emotions on these guys so I can draw them less deadpan

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when i first saw spamton's sprite, the small walkin around one, it didnt register that he had a big grin on his face. it looked more like a really deadpan :o and i still cant unsee it so heres a fanart that doesnt have the vibe the sprite gives me at all i just wanted to draw him

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deadpan robot gf meticulously tuned to 1 iq
🤔. o O (🥚)

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Woo, here are my first two new sub stickies! deadpan_games was kind enough to gift some subs and subbed for 13 months. As such, I put a little extra TLC into these. <3
It was the longest stream I did in a while! THANK YOU! ;_;

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i play a deadpan goth she/they in a monster hearts campaign, her name is Raina (i miss playing her my god)

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913719247194712 hours in paint. Happy Birthday, Adolphe. Your hair almost gave me a stroke, it was just too much for a normal human like me. Never change and always keep that deadpan face of yours, you magnificent bastard.

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Late to the party (per usual) but I see is trending! Have you met my very large son and his very deadpan girlfriend???

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Another Episode 4 character reveal?!
Here's Pierre D'Angelo, Ravid's apprentice! At only 16, Pierre is a bit of a prodigy when it comes to his studies, though he prefers to focus on magic rather than creatures. He is deadpan most of the time and doesn't like people much.

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[She lost a bet to Gojo.]

"A date." Utahime deadpans.

"Nothing drastic, just indulge me you know—feed me, share a drink with me and give me a kiss."

I made fluff, as promised :3.

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This is my Alfred. Tails, bow tie, and deadpan sass.

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