🐮 take him to the gym at least once a day
🐮 take him to a buffet at least once a day
🐮 copious hugs 'n snugs required for happy moo
🐮 must be milked regularly to prevent swelling of certain body parts
🐮 squish his face and tell him how big and cute he is

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👏Avid snacker. Food? thanks.
👏Anxious, prefers relaxing environment
👏Requires a nap once...maybe twice a day
👏Enjoys socializing with close friends and playing dumb video games
👏Comfortable or Comfortable stylish clothing is key

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🧡Breakfast for dinner
🧡Show her your favorite pizza place
🧡Tail care - Brushes in the morning and evening, and compliment her tail often
🧡Talk about music often
🧡Help her practice at rhythm games
🧡Lots of pillows and blankets

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🌱Must be watered daily
🌱Needs moonlight to stay soft
🌱Crystal meditation is a must!
🌱Will scream for food

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👽Shy, approach with caution
👽Must have her emotional support
👽Hates the cold so be sure to keep her warm
👽No petting.
👽Requires Invader Zim related shirts or a Labcoat.
👽Make sure to supply her with some sour gummies or lemons with salt.

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🔱Must have daily memes
🔱Loves and prefers cold weather
🔱Do not disturb when sleeping
🔱Seriously don't fucking wake him
🔱If caught trying to eat you, use provided spray bottle
🔱Scales must be massaged frequently
🔱If grouchy, provide food

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🌸 requires fresh flowers daily
🌸 frequent trips to the natural history museum appreciated
🌸 keep trash cans secure at all times!
🌸 needs plenty of quiet time
🌸 occasional hugs are ok
🌸 steady supply of red wine required

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- Give them plenty of snacks (especially popcorn) and soda

- Tuck them in bed at night and give them a kiss on the forehead

- Provide cuddles and snuggles

- Play video games with them

- Listen to their awful puns

- Cute nicknames make them weak

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🌾 Pour him a glass of red wine and let him talk about himself for eight (8) hours

🌾 Give him a few packs of MTG

🌾 Take him shopping & buy him new underwear

🌾 When he cries, give him lots of bear hugs

🌾 Surprise him with Sushi and Horror movies💕

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💖 Brush her long tail, make sure its fluffy and tended to
💖 Laugh at her very bad puns...just do it so she stops...
💖 Pet her head and give her a sniff, she smells like grass and soil after a rainstorm
💖 Remind her that she's a good girl, and a smelly dummy

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* Use of cartridge copier and flash cart devices is strictly prohibited.
* Avoid exposing cartridge to extreme cold unprotected.
* Unintended results may occur from the use of third party cheat devices.
* Leave plenty of room in the play area.

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-works better in cool conditions
-keep away from spiders
-feed him all the pizza
-prefers black and red clothing
-admittedly enjoys being petted
-cuddles are a must

CAUTION: mountain dew makes him hyper

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🐗 Give him lots of pizza.
🐗 Shoot him

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🌊 Buy her a drink
🌊 Or two
🌊 Maybe tuck her in when she comes home at 5am and peacefully powernaps in a puddle of her own green blood
🌊 Or maybe don't, it's acidic
🌊 Yeah better don't
🌊 We're gonna have to get a new carpet
🌊 That's the 4th time this week

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🚨 avoid eye contact
🚨 don't let him into your house
🚨 i'm serious don't let him in, he will eat your food, steal things, shed everywhere, and scream
🚨 look i know he's small and cute but trust me you don't want t-
🚨 NO DON'T OPEN THE DOOR WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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🥝 let him watch all the ghost adventure or paranormal videos he can find on YouTube
🥝a steady diet of kiwis and Candy with soda on the side
🥝once in a while belly rubs but most def ear scratch
🥝 needs skull mask polish daily
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❄️Prefers the cold
❄️Loves to be cuddled, even on a hot day
❄️Requires a lot of water
❄️Needs reassuring he's a good boy
❄️Please handle gently
❄️Loves smooches on his nose and cheeks (Face)

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💥Bites. Dont touch
💥Not socialized. Do not let her play with others
💥Give one (1) shot of tequila before bed (tho she WILL just take the whole bottle if youre not watching)
💥Let her pick the music on road trips
💥Requires being the center of attention

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🌻 mothman merch is comforting
🌻 reassuring words are also needed and much appreciated
🌻 allow ample time for sleeping (+naps!)
🌻 diet consists of "junk food" -- don't worry!
🌻 keep out of temperature above 75F if possible

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