If your girlfriend ever asks what the testicles look like outside of the scrotum, just send them this picture:

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Testicle inspection day

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Mating at the inn (semen + testicle difference) https://t.co/DUxjgvNrYx
温泉旅館に泊まって、お風呂行く前に盛り上がった

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I foresee this month containing too few bat testicles because of life being the way it is Son.

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TODAY’S MONSTER: Gonarch, from Half-Life! say what you will about valve, but they sure know whats scary (and its testicle spider crabs)

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I foresee this decade containing -1 bat testicles because of the polar vortex

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Thanks to this cool project, I learnt sloths have internal testicles. I had to add something artificious to enhance this powerful alpha sloth's masculinity.
Thanks to frankiephile25 for asking me to take part of this crazy thing

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I foresee this decade containing 279 bat testicles because of an old man's hat

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Imagine doing anything and you hear the wet slaps of testicles, you look behind you fearing for your life and you see it, the pink cock and balls barrelling towards you in need of some much desired torture. What do you do?

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Pi-Balled - ZX Spectrum

I don't think I've even seen a doujinshi go for two dicks yet just one testicle, but here we are with Pi-Balled pulling ahead of the game in 1984

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I DRAW TOO PLEASE I DONT WANT TO BE KNOWN AS JOTARO'S TESTICLE

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If two males tongue kiss each other, that's gay right?

What if a straight man eats a male cow's tongue, isn't that like tongue kissing before you swallow?

So straight men turn gay while eating animal tongues, testicles and genitalias?

I guess homosexuality is a choice!

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I was playing pokefusion with friends and... why does it have TESTICLES.

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今日覚えた
"Grow a pair." = 「勇気ある大人の男になる」
"Grow a pair of testicles.(直訳:睾丸(タマ)を生やせ)" の略のようです。
"Stop being a pussy, grow a pair and ask her out!"
「怖じ気づくな。思い切って彼女を誘えよ!」
といった感じで使うようです。

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What a day! Today has been a massive test, and happily I didn’t balls up my talk

I’m pooped now though, can’t wait to hit the sack

To cap it all off, I just realised I’ve tipped over 1000 followers! I’ve been saving this one...

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penis vagina testicle butthole condom pube pepperoni burrito taco pizza

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I
Eat
Your
Testicles
I eat em up!

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Me, myself, and I defending my left testicle from the testicle thieving goblin

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Separates !!

Do not use these or I will eat your testicles.

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