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On the verge of death, a young Grandpa Leon stumbled his way into an Egyptian bazaar. He stalked a circus crew for days until they brought him in. He has run the place ever since!
BAYC #21 @D34thSt4lker
GACC #3078 @GrandpaApeCC
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Il y a un certain William (aka Soafandaemon) à qui je dois envoyer un print de cette illu' de #BreathoftheWild qui ne s'est toujours pas manifesté. Sinon on retire au sort? https://t.co/0JM2VAhdEp
Grandpa Jadyn once told me he invented skateboarding. I believed him until he told me he invented surfing. Once he said he invented scuba diving I realized he definitely has memory loss.
BAYC #8157 @Jadynh85
GACC #3617 @GrandpaApeCC
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In my day, I used to summon Beelzebub at the local nudist colony up on the hill. That all came to a stop the day I met my Mistress. Now I'm lucky if she even lets me wear my glasses to read...
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Credit to BAYC4309 owner: @NonFungibleSon
Thorhak (CG goliath totem barb) Wanderfriend is a delightfully lovable dimwitted but well meaning man. His first adventuring party died in a gruesome battle & he never got over the survivor's guilt. He believes everyone is a potential friend. Retired to become a chef in Waterdeep
A thread about my #dnd characters:
Mama the CG orc barbarian. My first campaign character! Charismatic, loving, loud, and clumsy, I retired her dice because she was a crit machine. Once one-shot an entire boss in one raging, charging, howling strike. Had a baby-
@Claylex1 Oh just because he’s retired doesn’t mean he won’t fight, just doesn’t have to be limited by boxing rules
@Claylex1 Chester used to be the heavyweight world champ in his world, he retired after 5 years undefeated because he just wanted a happy life with his boyfriend and he never felt anything while boxing
"old man hawke"
this is my canon garrett as of inquisition bc he's jaded & seen enough shit to last him a lifetime. looking to retire with fenris
#NewNFTProfilePic Feeling that Trippy Tuesday, vibes are good, the gramps are chilling, smoking and loving life 😍
Come vibe with us at @GrandpaApeCC country club 🏌️♂️ you gonna love retirement life 🤣#GACC #GACCATTACK #LFG
Started out as a young hooligan, ended up joining the army to whip my ass into shape. #GACC #MACC #GrandpaApeCountryClub #BAYCRetirement #BAYC #MAYC #USARMY #ARMY #NFT #NFTs #NFTCommunity
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#BAYC4756 life got flipped upside down. Now retired as #GACC1425 flipping hotcakes at the suburban Waffle House, spitting his dentures into the grits of the hot sugar mamas he hopes to woo into his bungalow. #GACC #BAYC #BAYCRetirement
In my younger years, I used to terrorize tourists on safari and take the items they left behind. This hobby led me into my lifelong passion.....a street merchandise vendor on Rodeo Drive!
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Credit to BAYC774 owner: AlphaBravo
Turned 17, still a virgin. had to sell my teeth to pay for a hooker and drugs - i'm still toothless after 60 years
BAYC #869
GACC #3724
@BoredApeYC @GrandpaApeCC #baycretirement
Being a cowboy was difficult. Used to drink a lot in my youth. This impacted my eyesight which started deteriorating when I was a young bored ape. Now, I am a blind grandpa. Just celebrated 100th birthday w/my grandkids. Lesson: Don't Party & Drink!!
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When I first married my wife, she would always complain that I was too loud in the kitchen, which led to many fights. Now days, however, she never complains. I think it's because she can't hear the smoke alarm anymore...
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Credit to BAYC4797 owner: N/A
Sometimes it takes time to realize who you are. Angelo discovered his passion for art over time. It's never too late to open your eyes and go after your passion. Now he uses his time on the greens to get inspired.
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