//=time() ?>
Grandpa Tots was on an undercover mission back in the 80s when he drank a mystery rainbow potion. His teeth turned and quickly became his best asset. These days Grandpa Tots runs a multimedia empire.
BAYC #9118 @totdgbtagb
GACC #13 @0xKilroy
#GACC #BAYC #BAYCRetirement
Grandpa Kev told me he worked hard every day so I would never have to. After working for 30 years, he was told he was always extremely wealthy due to his solid gold skin. Grandpa was sad. I love him.
BAYC #3439 @kevwuzy
GACC #2269 @WussKing7012
#GACC #BAYC #BAYCRetirement
!Winners! #MACC #BAYCRetirement
@Mebs_RX7
@DegenMana
@GarthBr36866920
@BerniZuckZuck
@TheDiefCollect
@_CryptoKelz
@JoshuaBarnhouse
@BabafnNFT
@GzSLOwG
@Andrew_Foord
Love the post creativity! Go to the discord and open a ticket to get your #MACC WL!
@GrandpaApeCC #GACC
On the verge of death, a young Grandpa Leon stumbled his way into an Egyptian bazaar. He stalked a circus crew for days until they brought him in. He has run the place ever since!
BAYC #21 @D34thSt4lker
GACC #3078 @GrandpaApeCC
#GACC #BAYC #BAYCRetirement #WorkHard #PlayHard
Grandpa Jadyn once told me he invented skateboarding. I believed him until he told me he invented surfing. Once he said he invented scuba diving I realized he definitely has memory loss.
BAYC #8157 @Jadynh85
GACC #3617 @GrandpaApeCC
#GACC #BAYC #BAYCRetirement
In my day, I used to summon Beelzebub at the local nudist colony up on the hill. That all came to a stop the day I met my Mistress. Now I'm lucky if she even lets me wear my glasses to read...
#GACC #BAYC #BAYCRetirement
Credit to BAYC4309 owner: @NonFungibleSon
Started out as a young hooligan, ended up joining the army to whip my ass into shape. #GACC #MACC #GrandpaApeCountryClub #BAYCRetirement #BAYC #MAYC #USARMY #ARMY #NFT #NFTs #NFTCommunity
Now this is a story all about how…
#BAYC4756 life got flipped upside down. Now retired as #GACC1425 flipping hotcakes at the suburban Waffle House, spitting his dentures into the grits of the hot sugar mamas he hopes to woo into his bungalow. #GACC #BAYC #BAYCRetirement
In my younger years, I used to terrorize tourists on safari and take the items they left behind. This hobby led me into my lifelong passion.....a street merchandise vendor on Rodeo Drive!
#GACC #BAYC #BAYCRetirement
Credit to BAYC774 owner: AlphaBravo
Turned 17, still a virgin. had to sell my teeth to pay for a hooker and drugs - i'm still toothless after 60 years
BAYC #869
GACC #3724
@BoredApeYC @GrandpaApeCC #baycretirement
Being a cowboy was difficult. Used to drink a lot in my youth. This impacted my eyesight which started deteriorating when I was a young bored ape. Now, I am a blind grandpa. Just celebrated 100th birthday w/my grandkids. Lesson: Don't Party & Drink!!
#GACC #BAYC #BAYCRetirement
When I first married my wife, she would always complain that I was too loud in the kitchen, which led to many fights. Now days, however, she never complains. I think it's because she can't hear the smoke alarm anymore...
#GACC #BAYC #BAYCRetirement
Credit to BAYC4797 owner: N/A
Sometimes it takes time to realize who you are. Angelo discovered his passion for art over time. It's never too late to open your eyes and go after your passion. Now he uses his time on the greens to get inspired.
#GACC #BAYC #BAYCRetirement
It was a cold Sunday morning in 1993, Lionel was leaving Berghain when he noticed a homeless person in the cold and gave up his fur coat. Lionel still parties and never once regrets the ❤️ given.
BAYC #8333 @PrepsToThePros
GACC #4352 @Blue1147276253
#GACC #BAYC #BAYCRetirement
@harryhurst Congrats @harryhurst! This young #BAYC ape's Grandpa has seen some stuff. He is waiting for him @GrandpaApeCC - the stories he can tell! #GACC #BAYCretirement
I used to sing with the Village People...now I just live with village people...
#GACC #BAYC #BAYCRetirement
Credit to BAYC3848 owner: N/A
I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me...until I got my eyes poked out in a gang fight one day. Thanks to that and after years of adaptation, I can HEAR fish and am the reigning Bassmaster Classic champion
#GACC #BAYC #BAYCRetirement
Credit to BAYC6508 owner: N/A
Used to be a Cop that "tested" my confiscated supply a bit too much, if you know what I mean. Got sent to the Navy to swab decks...they said I needed to "clean up" my act. Been stuck here ever since...send help
#GACC #BAYC #BAYCRetirement
Credit to BAYC1681 owner: @RogerTam88