i havent put any of my insert stuff on twitter yet and i am ashamed :'D
so here are a few 💚💚💚

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As the distillers at Hendrick's Gin say, a curious, unusually whimsical gin for a curious, unusually whimsical story. Happy ladies and gents, be safe, be thirsty, and be reading.

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Happy St. Ginger's Day! Here's to getting lucky, having a few pints, and ruining March 18.

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To all those out carousing this remember to spare a happy thought for your and try not drunkenly croon in their ear too loudly as they get you home safe. XD https://t.co/I8zViNyifi

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"~~nnNational Margarita Day?? *hic* I thought that was every dayy~~"

-Bar patron, shortly before passing out

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Please don't drive drunk...

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