☕️Give him booze
☕️Snugs
☕️Rubs
☕️Travel w/ him esp. long car rides
☕️provide caffeine if necessary
☕️show him things that make you happy so he can know you better
☕️booze
☕️learn to laugh with him b/c life is too short to be angry all the time

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2018-07-24


🐐 Give him kiss
🐐Feed him
🐐Cuddle with him every night
🐐Be prepared to be challenged to a fight

0 0
2018-07-24



⭐️give them icecream
⭐️brush their tail
⭐️give them pets
⭐️feed them sushi
⭐️snuggle with them

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2018-07-24



🍑 Wash and brush him often, vERY often.
🍑 Buy him lots of cute hoodies and socks
🍑 Do not try and make him wear pants!!
🍑 Let him touch your butt when he gets upset
🍑 He will want to cuddle literally all the time
🍑 Chin scritchies are appreciated

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2018-07-24


🔥1: give pats
🔥B: uhh yeah
🔥Bring munchies
🔥Give lots of Arazona green tea
🔥Give pats
🔥Take on hikes

0 7
2018-07-24



⚡Let out for days in the wild
⚡Be prepared to care for wounds on return
⚡Keep water out of reach
⚡Plenty of Pineapples
⚡Electrical Hazard
⚡Allow plenty of time for meditation
⚡Allow twice as much for training
⚡Avoid bapping his bell excessively

15 80
2018-07-24


❤ Milkshakes & Ice Cream 💙
- NO such thing as being too chubby
- Must have lots of cuddle blankets!
- Give me the cutest wardrobe of demin, flannel, 50's dresses, floral/ summer colours are queen!
- Dosent like to share blankets, will share lots of cuddles!

0 7
2018-07-24



🍉No Hugs
🍉Watermelon Friendly
🍉Handwash Only
🍉Need fast internet for gaming
🍉Feed souls regularly
🍉NO CHILDREN
🍉Give him bodies to have “fun” with
🍉Destroy your washing machine
🍉Child Unfriendly
🍉Don’t invite your children seriously
🍉Watermelon🍉

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2018-07-24



- Loves Biscuits

- Shy and doesn't like Attention

- Needs constant encouragement

2 18
2018-07-23



-don't talk politics with-

-give him his beer when he ask-

-make sure to have cigars at the ready-

-do not follow him to the bed room!-

0 1
2018-07-23



-keep away from ice cream-

-feed him plenty of grilled cheeses-

-make sure he dose not stay on the sofa or his laptop all day-

0 1
2018-07-23


🐶Requires lots of hugs.
🐶Brush his floof, especially his tail, chest and mane.
🐶Feed him lots, especially strawberries and anything related. Buffets help.
🐶Squish cheeks every now and then. He loves that.
🐶Paw rubs are actually pretty nice. Try it.

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2018-07-23



🐶Brush daily
🐶Don't walk in 80°+ weather
🐶Feed lots of 🍉🍈
🐶Buy her new seeds to plant
🐶Play D&D with her
🐶Let her practice TF magic on you
🐶MOST IMPORTANT!!! Rub her ears between your fingers, it makes her w e a k

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2018-07-23



- keep coffee and pancakes nearby at all times
- must allow access to bicycle
- do not remove 3DS from paws
- gym equipment must be less than three blocks away
- may randomly strip naked
- frequently misremembers

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2018-07-23



☥Give him lots of cuddles
☥If you're big and muscular, let him worship you
☥Snuggle with him while sleeping
☥Don't mind his mostly black wardrobe
☥Be into Rock Music (Alt. Rock especially)
☥Let him kiss your nose
☥Give him Sushi
☥Hold His Hand

2 10
2018-07-23

bc everyone is doing it
- He loves lasagna
- Needs plenty of food to maintain large tail uwu
- Super picky though
- He generally does not like being touchy but you may pet his tail (he likes it)
- He needs a pretty big bed

12 50
2018-07-23


🕖 Gently wake her up every morning
🍣 Feed plenty of sushi
💆 Give back scritches, head pets, and tail brushies
⛰️ Go hiking together
🥩 Avoid large amounts of red meat
🍝 Feed plenty of pasta
☢️ DO NOT EXPOSE CORE WITHOUT PROPER PPE ☢️

2 0
2018-07-23


☕️Give lots of coffee
💖Requires pets & cuddle time
🎨Let her be creative
🎮Play some games with her
👙Spoil with lingerie & sparkly vanilla body sprays
🐕Take her on long walks

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2018-07-23



🐺take to the gym once a day or whenever possible
🐺give snuggles& kiss
🐺loves to be worshipped
🐺will be happy to cook and clean
🐺scratches behind the ears and back
🐺needs help to reach his back and in the shower
🐺dress in nice fitting clothes (option non)

1 12
2018-07-23


💨Feed him Chipotle
💨Feed him TacoBell
💨Feed him Cinnabon
💨 99% chance you'll be eating if you're a fatty
💨 Will devour an entire buffet and everyone in it
💨Will sit and fart on you
💨 Will devour your city
💨 Will devour worlds

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2018-07-23