Jumin: You love her enough to throw me away as though the years of friendship we had meant nothing to you.
V: ... Rika-
Jumin: 𝗜 𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗥𝗶𝗸𝗮! Can you fathom how much I cherished both of you?

Inspired by fanfic "ROULETTE" by Ririkutai on A03.
PLEASE READ IT

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MC: Your mouth is so soft.
Jumin: Hmm... Is that why you like to kiss it? *leans in*
(The way Jumin looks at MC - oh... 😭💜 So jealous.)
The uncensored version is here: https://t.co/YzS8CBlZ7q
(Supposedly, you can only see it if you follow me though. Sorry. > <;)

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Jumin: I want your report on my desk in 30 minutes-
Intern: What report? 🤨

(... Uh-oh. 😶)

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V: Maybe... it's fate. 😊
Jumin: Fate. Hmm, I don't believe in such a thing.

💜 ... If you only knew.

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Jumin: You're red, do you have a fever?
V: 😳
Jumin: ... What's her name?
V: ...
V: Rika.

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Estar en la ruta de Jumin: (Listo)

Llegar al día 10: (Listo)

Llamar a Saeyoung y escucharlo llorar al teléfono mientras habla de su corazón roto: (Listo)

TIRAR A LA BASURA LA RUTA DE JUMIN E IR POR SAEYOUNG BEBÉ ( L I S T O)

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Jumin: ¡¡¡SACA TU MANO DE MI CARA LPM!!!

Zen: ¡¡¡PERO SACA VOS TU CARA DE MI MANO PELOTUDO!!!

(En mi mente así pelea ahre).

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Jumin: Jihyun, do you remember that time you tripped on the church steps?
V: ... Please forget that. 😅
Jumin: Never. I have an exceptional memory. *covers mouth*
V: I almost broke my nose, and you're laughing? 😓
Jumin: ... I won't deny it. 😏

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Jumin: .............. *calmly wipes spit from face*

🤭

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[DAY 10 Summer Chat]

Zen: Jumin Han!
Yoosung: This pearl looks exactly like Elizabeth!
Jumin: ......... - *swim mode ACTIVATE*
😂

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Jumin: I'd die for you
Ye-rin: you will :)

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Birthdates:
Jumin: October 5, 1989
Jaehee: December 28, 1990
Zen: April 1, 1993
707: June 11, 1995
Yoosung: March 12, 1996

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Jumin: GET YOU'RE SON AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER!
Zen: WELL GET YOU'RE DAUGHTER AWAY FROM MY SON!

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jumin: should i marry a cat or a human girl
solution:

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