Jumin: What's wrong mc? Don't you want to spend your entire paycheck on me? Aren't I worth it? Typical.

Me: I'm sorry for being a broke bitch! Wait...WHAT COULD I EVEN BUY YOU?! YOU ALREADY HAVE EVERYTHING!

Jumin: not your hand in marriage

Me: Juju 🥺❤️

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ZEN: qué adorable! jajaja esto es lo mínimo para que resalte mi belleza jaja
Jumin: No me interesa.
ZEN: QUÉ!?

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Yoosung★: ¿Saben, no? El tema de esta fiesta es de disfraces.
Jumin: ¿De casualidad eso… es un disfraz que usarás
en ese momento?
Yoosung★: Sí, estaba tan emocionado que me hice
la máscara antes jaja

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Jumin: Yoosung I want to hire you because I see great potential in you.
707: When can I start?

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Jumin: ' AAAARRRGHHH ¡¡¡Soy un desastre!!! Ven a salvarme mi Principe Azul '

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Jumin: Cat
Saeyoung: Neat

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OCT 25: Saturday Dinner with RFA
"We come bearing gifts from the Middle East." 💜😊

Jumin: *to Seven and Jaehee* Thanks to you, the deal with Oil Prince was a success. Check your bank account.


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i’m a literal legend

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JUMIN: Snow...? What type of ridiculous app is that?

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JUMIN:

- where’s your dad at, huh?
- you 100% wanted the bad route
- reads too much fanfic
- says “eat the rich”
- you’ve attempted to use twitter to get a sugar daddy
- you attempt to act tough when in reality ur a softie
- 100% want to be pegged by him or clap his ass

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707 has entered the chatroom: lololol I just met sailor moon do u guys wanna c
Yoosung: omgomgomg
Jumin: who's that
Zen and Jaehee: ...
MC: show me God Seven~
707: (photo sent)

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jumin: look at me
zen:

AW HE'S SHY

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Mc: Jumin, what are you doing here early in the morning..
Jumin: well, I love to look at you while you're sleeping. Love ;)💜

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MM Masked Halloween AU

Jumin: "Luciel!, this does not look like a cat mask to me".

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