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Bruce: *died a few weeks ago*
Stephanie's artist rendition of events:
Bruce: Kate, I'm honored you wanted me in the picture but everyone else here is queer. I don't wanna steal the spotlight
Kate: Bruce, it's fine. We want you here. C'mon, show the people Batman is an ally.
Bruce: You make a great point. Hmmm. I guess i could just like... crouch
Clark: Lots of people read The Silmarillion
Bruce: No they really don't Clark
#Superbat
Batman: He's tough. Any suggestions, Boss?
Bruce: Joker's vain and likes to talk. He'll try to distract you, but don't listen. Block it out and power on through.
Batman: Wait.. I like to talk too.
Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
Bruce: Jason- look I love you, you’re my son
Jason:
Bruce: but c’mon you can’t possibly expect me to throw that big ass joker card away, it looks so sick lmao
Bruce: Please. I need it to be different now. I know I made a promise. But I didn't see this coming! I didn't count on being happy.
Please.. Tell me it's okay.
Andrea: Maybe they already have. Maybe they sent me.
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
Aaaand he’s finished! Meet Bruce: part bull, part boar and part bull terrier
IT'S CANON THAT BRUCE TOOK JASON TO A WAYNE GALA AFTER HE CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD AND OMFG AHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA I LOVE HIM PLS
Bruce: So this is my second kid, Jason
Jason: I DIED AND DAD DIDNT---
Bruce: We're leaving.
Eis and Bruce: two BFFs chillin in their Masquerade uniform.
#BalanWonderworld #balanwonderworldfanart
Bruce: "Heroes don't do that."
Joker: "Superman would."
Bruce:
Barbara: Do you maybe want to call one of your family members for help?
Bruce: No Tynion's OC only
Jon: So how's stuff with your dad?
Damian: It's...complicated
Meanwhile Bruce: My son is missing
Djinn: 4000
Damian:13
okay relationship
Diana: 5000
Bruce: ~30-40
play relationship
Ra’s: ~600
Tim: 16-17
wrong and bad
(16 is also the age of consent is NJ where Gotham is and in many other places)
makes you think about the double standards of large age gap relationships