Bruce: *died a few weeks ago*

Stephanie's artist rendition of events:

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Bruce: Kate, I'm honored you wanted me in the picture but everyone else here is queer. I don't wanna steal the spotlight

Kate: Bruce, it's fine. We want you here. C'mon, show the people Batman is an ally.

Bruce: You make a great point. Hmmm. I guess i could just like... crouch

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Clark: Lots of people read The Silmarillion
Bruce: No they really don't Clark

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Bruce: Hey y’all, welcome to my channel…

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Bruce: What are you doing?

Me: I have No idea, but your chest feels nice.

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Batman: He's tough. Any suggestions, Boss?

Bruce: Joker's vain and likes to talk. He'll try to distract you, but don't listen. Block it out and power on through.

Batman: Wait.. I like to talk too.

Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker

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Bruce: Jason- look I love you, you’re my son
Jason:
Bruce: but c’mon you can’t possibly expect me to throw that big ass joker card away, it looks so sick lmao

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Bruce: Please. I need it to be different now. I know I made a promise. But I didn't see this coming! I didn't count on being happy.
Please.. Tell me it's okay.

Andrea: Maybe they already have. Maybe they sent me.

Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

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Aaaand he’s finished! Meet Bruce: part bull, part boar and part bull terrier

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IT'S CANON THAT BRUCE TOOK JASON TO A WAYNE GALA AFTER HE CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD AND OMFG AHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA I LOVE HIM PLS

Bruce: So this is my second kid, Jason
Jason: I DIED AND DAD DIDNT---
Bruce: We're leaving.

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Bruce: We should move...
Clark: You should take a break.

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Clark: 😀

Bruce: No ❤️

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Clark: Calm down, it’s just for one day, Bruce.
Bruce: Okay, fine. Wear this so you don’t get lost. Happy Birthday, my Starlight <3 my finest~ 10/12/2021

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Bruce: Tim Drake (derogatory)

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Eis and Bruce: two BFFs chillin in their Masquerade uniform.

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Bruce: "Heroes don't do that."
Joker: "Superman would."
Bruce:

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Barbara: Do you maybe want to call one of your family members for help?
Bruce: No Tynion's OC only

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Jon: So how's stuff with your dad?
Damian: It's...complicated
Meanwhile Bruce: My son is missing

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Bruce: Fish are friends, not food
The fish:

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Djinn: 4000
Damian:13
okay relationship

Diana: 5000
Bruce: ~30-40
play relationship

Ra’s: ~600
Tim: 16-17
wrong and bad

(16 is also the age of consent is NJ where Gotham is and in many other places)

makes you think about the double standards of large age gap relationships

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