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Bruce: i did not /not/ try to kill him 🤷‍♀️

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2024-07-12

(#timjay already dating)
Jason, staying at the manor: I'll go to my room

Bruce: your... room? Why don't you stay in Tim's room? I thought you dislike your "shrine-like" childhood room

Jason: better mine rather than his literal SHRINE of me in his bedroom!!

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2023-09-25

bruce: *dances with a woman*

santiago: *gay anger*

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2023-03-24


Jason and Rabbit Bruce:)

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2023-03-14

Stephanie: Will i ever be as good as Cass?

Bruce: No ❤️

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2023-01-25

Bruce: It's Jason. I have to fight him.
Alfred: He's your SON.

Honestly, only Alfred is sane in this family.

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2023-01-11

AU where Ghost-Maker comes to Gotham annually to terrorize Batman

Bruce has been using positive reinforcement with Dick (candy/sticker/hug for good grades/chores/etc) and decides to try with Khoa

Bruce: I'll let you fuck me each time you use nonlethal methods
Khoa: Ugh fine 😒

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2022-12-11

Bruce: Yes, my husband is extremely annoying. Yes, I'm leaving the company in his hands anyway.

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2022-10-28

me: im lukewarm to gotham knights, tepid even-
bruce:

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2022-10-23

Bruce: No, you're not Talia, she smells amazing and you don’t.

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2022-10-11

Hal Jordan con Barry: Flash siempre a sido mi mejor amigo, le confiaria mi vida todos los dias
Hal con Bruce: BATMAN ERES UN IMBECIL

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2022-08-26

Batman: He's tough. Any suggestions, Boss?

Bruce: Joker's vain and likes to talk. He'll try to distract you, but don't listen. Block it out and power on through.

Batman: Wait.. I like to talk too.

Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker

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2022-08-12

Bruce: Does the U.N know I'm here? *Uncle Phil "We?" laugh*

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2022-08-05

Bruce: Maybe Jason was right. I'll try sexy.

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2022-07-08

bruce: 😡😡😡
clark: 🥺🥺🥺

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2022-06-29

Justice League: He must have broken his leg in an epic battle against injustice!

Bruce: https://t.co/HhFU8de9Cu

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2022-06-10

People be like “Why are Bruce and Damian fighting again, why can’t they just talk to each other?”
And then this is Bruce:

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2022-05-24

clark: ma! not in front of my boyfriend!
bruce: ummmm 🤨🤨

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2022-05-22