Bruce: i did not /not/ try to kill him 🤷‍♀️

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bruce: *dances with a woman*

santiago: *gay anger*

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Jason and Rabbit Bruce:)

11 71

Stephanie: Will i ever be as good as Cass?

Bruce: No ❤️

79 999

Bruce: It's Jason. I have to fight him.
Alfred: He's your SON.

Honestly, only Alfred is sane in this family.

0 1

me: im lukewarm to gotham knights, tepid even-
bruce:

0 4

Bruce: No, you're not Talia, she smells amazing and you don’t.

13 38

Hal Jordan con Barry: Flash siempre a sido mi mejor amigo, le confiaria mi vida todos los dias
Hal con Bruce: BATMAN ERES UN IMBECIL

17 161

Batman: He's tough. Any suggestions, Boss?

Bruce: Joker's vain and likes to talk. He'll try to distract you, but don't listen. Block it out and power on through.

Batman: Wait.. I like to talk too.

Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker

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Bruce: Does the U.N know I'm here? *Uncle Phil "We?" laugh*

9 148

Bruce: Maybe Jason was right. I'll try sexy.

55 496

bruce: 😡😡😡
clark: 🥺🥺🥺

96 606

Justice League: He must have broken his leg in an epic battle against injustice!

Bruce: https://t.co/HhFU8de9Cu

3 11

People be like “Why are Bruce and Damian fighting again, why can’t they just talk to each other?”
And then this is Bruce:

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clark: ma! not in front of my boyfriend!
bruce: ummmm 🤨🤨

55 385

Bruce: *died a few weeks ago*

Stephanie's artist rendition of events:

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Bruce: Kate, I'm honored you wanted me in the picture but everyone else here is queer. I don't wanna steal the spotlight

Kate: Bruce, it's fine. We want you here. C'mon, show the people Batman is an ally.

Bruce: You make a great point. Hmmm. I guess i could just like... crouch

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Clark: Lots of people read The Silmarillion
Bruce: No they really don't Clark

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