# afteridie

“
Just saw an old man riding a bike with music speakers tied to the handle bars! Priceless!”
https://t.co/9gFMierVhQ

2 7
2020-06-22

“
maybe I should paint smiley faces on my toenails so that Woodlice will think that there is a crowd of 10 friendly people approaching them.”
https://t.co/hkpKF9rJQG

2 5
2020-06-20

“
My head feels full of sponges. Clear out you damned aquatic beasts that I may think and achieve stuff!!”
https://t.co/2lplnsiVnL

2 3
2020-06-17

“
just saw a monk littering... what's the world coming too?”
https://t.co/85uVuKPetB

2 4
2020-06-13

“
I can't find my nose hair trimmer. I am rocking this terrible squid nose.”
https://t.co/iur1IqDyjy

2 2
2020-06-05

“ God I love my dictionary. I'd like to carry it round with me and take it out for a beer or two on special occasions”
https://t.co/ZsgcLbaxNe

3 9
2020-06-04

“
Got a feeling these greenfly are going to rule the world within another day or two. Where are all the killer ladybirds when you need em?”
https://t.co/HOt2m8TwMS

3 7
2020-05-20

“
Rock climbing daughter still struggling to get out of bed”
https://t.co/eGKNCruS9n

2 1
2020-05-18

“
I might come back as a cow with a fan attached to my ass so I don't miss any fecker

https://t.co/WqS80bGrLa

2 4
2020-05-17

“
I have bought the best sausages and I am damn well going to eat them.”

https://t.co/IX6XkIxBQM

2 3
2020-04-30

“ I think the goodness of eating dried apricots probably diminishes when you consume a whole goddamn bag of them like a fruity ogre”

https://t.co/yDOBBYaEwN./kateykatey

3 2
2020-04-28

“
Enormous robots from japan destroying shit massively!”

https://t.co/PX7t7awsx1

3 4
2020-04-26

“
Just witnessed a magpie skipping. Most mental sight ever. So far. Well, I'm only young inni’?"

https://t.co/DAVAn0GmEd

4 5
2020-04-24

“ Pig bird did a test flight & is now roosting on the shelter frame! She is so tired, i'm really happy she's found somewhere safe to sleep!”

https://t.co/s0vV3NsRbW

3 3
2020-04-23

“
My minute of mayhem was two 5year old boys banging the shit out a drum kit! Brilliant!!! ♬”

https://t.co/pcETROuHh8

2 4
2020-04-22

“
This morning I ran up and down Winter Hill in retro running gear and a panda mask. Not my usual Sunday morning, particularly at 8.30am.”

https://t.co/Cvc9bHHzi2

6 8
2020-04-19

“
I foresee me falling asleep and waking up looking like a lobster”

https://t.co/TqjhwYD5SP

3 3
2020-04-18

“
New TV series: "Academics Arrest Religious Leaders": Episode 1 - Richard Dawkins arrests the Pope.”
https://t.co/Q09RyNVcYy

3 2
2020-04-11

“ It’s an otter that plays the trumpet.”

https://t.co/sqPf63vope

4 7
2020-04-06

“ Me and my mum have tried to find a cartoon black and white morphing blob alien character on google. It's taken over the evening…"
https://t.co/H10t6y4ea8

5 4
2020-03-29