Michael is a crime detective.
Still trying to figure out how he lost his arms, masturbated too much or something idfk.
But he has robot arms

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2016-12-23

'When you wake up being masturbated by a great big horny gorilla, you’d best look like you’re enjoying it.'

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2016-03-22

Ever since I put my roommate on pussy punishment, I masturbated so much last night that my vagina hurts this morning

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2015-10-30