I'm seeing the "if you masturbated to me this year you owe me a xmas gift" trend going around.

If thats ever the case ya'll don't owe me anything! You've done great and I get a job well done x3. 👍

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If you've masturbated to me, you legally have to tell me

If you haven't, I encourage it~

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Hi everyone! So, my next JUICE feature is tentatively titled 'M'sians Tell Us The First Thing They Masturbated To When They Were Young’

If you wanna help me with this story, you can share your first time or sexual awakening via DMs! Or comment below!

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Other lewd vtubers: Man! I haven’t masturbated in 3 days! UGH! Some one just TAKE ME ALREADY! (A JOKE BTW! OMG!)

Me: Holy FUCK!! SOMETIMES I FORGET HOW MASSIVE MY BOOBAS ARE OMG!

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me when I found out how many of you all have masturbated to me

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This man hasn't masturbated in years.

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they just masturbated together! , nothing else happened and I hope it doesn't happen in the next chapter ... I don't want to see Cain regretting that 🥺🥺🥺🥺

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Can't take the abuse of these cool character designs anymore, while it may be it's also a day to try and sit back to figure out what went wrong when you masturbated to a fictional pixel on your screen today

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I'm not ashamed to admit that I've masturbated multiple times to this completely fictitious character. Isn't it crazy how real women don't arouse me like she does? I've sacrificed millions of potential offspring to the thought of having sexual intercourse with a drawing. 😩 https://t.co/M4P5LlDglo

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Waiting for a reply saying they masturbated to -2 mutuals

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I will tell them you masturbated to this

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How delicious are those moments when you are alone, I just masturbated with my Bad dragon vibrator and how pleasant and relaxing it is to cum

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“I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life.”
—John Mayer

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Finally done , yeesh ive been procrastinating a lot ;w;, so if rhombulus masturbated with his snake hands would it be autofellatio?

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"I decided to treat you all with a picture of me playing with my new toy" // source not found

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Oh also gm twitter I masturbated when I woke up

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i can't get over hermes being this dumb and constantly thinking abt the fact that jolyne masturbated in her holding cell ,,,, proof she liked jolyne from the start

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Michael is a crime detective.
Still trying to figure out how he lost his arms, masturbated too much or something idfk.
But he has robot arms

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