*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles lou

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You're done, Fat Boy...

And we'll be counting the silverware, asshole.

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*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles lou

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jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles lou

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jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles lou-

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*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles lou

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*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles lou

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*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles lou

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*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles lou

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*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles lou

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*JAW DROPS TO THE FLOOR, EYES POP OUT OF SOCKETS ACCOMPANIED BY TRUMPETS, HEART BEATS OUT OF CHEST, AWOOGA AWOOGA SOUND EFFECT, PULLS CHAIN ON TRAIN WHISTLE THAT HAS APPEARED NEXT TO HEAD AS STEAM BLOWS OUT, SLAMS FISTS ON TABLE, RATTLING ALL BOWLS AND SILVERWARE, WHISTLES LOUDLY

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Gonna be honest with y’all, not much is known about Cassandra. We don’t even know if that’s even her name. If anybody knows anything about her besides her love for silverware, please tell us.

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Sticky's body is highly corrosive, which she uses to absorb and consume metal objects. To everything else, she's mostly harmless- the worst you'll get when you touch her is a tingling sensation.

Just keep her away from your silverware, jewelry, and robots.

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