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Finally got to lay down and catch up with my old friend Owen in @thevaultcomics Barbarian: Harvest Blades one shot. I’m a simple man. I love comics with killing, cursing, and plenty of jokes so 10/10. This also slathers on some A+ lettering and art.
i need her butt naked, busting it down sexual style, in the garden, slathered in sunflower oil,
boom! whenever my athletes Footenza is actin up, I slather my feet in Tough Actin’ Tinactin! For relief you can feel, use Tough Actin’ Tinactin!
@securisalt Drool is the best thing for painting people with, especially for kissing when you slather it all across their face and stuff them inside
Late birthday gift for @LSDoIphin!! Sam hangs out with her employees after a long day working the butcher shop. Dinner is whatever meaty odds and ends they couldn’t sell, skewered on a stick and slathered in barbecue sauce--no complaining, Ike.
Would you be my valentine? He would ask, waiting for a response from you, before slathering up your face with that warm slobbery tongue. Mhmmm well either way I think ill be enjoying you all to myself today 💜
Like compare these two even just shirtless.
Naraku is lean but still looks strong. Good muscle definition without trying too hard.
Kirinmaru looks like he has a fanart drawn body with every muscle defined to PROVE he's the strongest and is slathered in unsalted butter
Mmmm, just imagine yourself slipping past my lips, over my tongue and down my tight and slimy throat.~ your face getting slathered by my sloppy tongue before; darkness.~
I couldn't think of a better final view... Could you?~
Back in the days of old pocky wasn’t much of a thing so what these strapping lads did were to comb honey and dab into one’s mouth as it slathered all around
Happy Pocky Day @ArthurEnglebert and his boo
Pre-pandemic vs now...
Tbh I still can't believe I used to slather makeup just to go drinking & dancing in my sweat...
homebody is the only way of life now 😂 https://t.co/pFDxQjNUx9
This is my illustration Internal Reflection. I sell prints of it on my website BUT the hand-drawn original is also for sale. Slathered liberally in my fingerprints, DNA, and microscopic parts of myself, probably. https://t.co/4os0yrMb7E #illustration #art #drawing #dotwork
I wasn't allowed to slather my bedroom in posters as a kid so now I'm like HMMMMM
I’m looking for someone to come clean my sweat slathered shaft and hefty sack.
It’s a tough job but on the upside you’ll have enough encouragement to keep going each time you take a deep breath of his musk!~
If you voted for the #lokidesign this month from me, I have delivered - 2 versions of this design (with font/without) are available over on my Teepublic store! Get yours, and slather it with pesto: #tshirtdesign #lokiparody #foodpun
#RT's welcomed!
https://t.co/F3q1SSDx2L
Needed an avatar for ArtStation so I did a self-portrait and slathered it in random color to compensate for my lower skill level 😂
All that aside, Lightbox Expo has revived a lot of my drive to draw so fingers crossed the momentum will continue for … https://t.co/LcwqHdXEGu
Go on.
Do what only comes natural.
Join them.
Slather my cock in more lipstick.
Worship each and every vein on my shaft.
Become a whore, a pig and a slut.
All to better serve.
“Dungeoneering is exhausting, and sometimes the watered-down ale at the local tavern just slows you down. Before you head out on your next adventure, slather yourself in this fiery brew: freshly brewed coffee with ginger, nutmeg, cardamom, black pepper, cloves, cinnamon & cream.”
Nadzieja (teslatherat) drew this stunning art based on my short figure-skating AU fic "I'm not your prince, but..." https://t.co/qtqmgLUY0w
Posting this here with the artist's permission. Here's the link to the original post, pls go shower them with love https://t.co/GMsfbrUAkh