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“Sir, I don’t mean to question you. But… is it moral to slather a baby duck in motor oil, for the sake of an ad?”
“What kind of Fucking Question is that?! How else are we supposed to show how much we love nature?! And that our soap can wash off oil?! Riddle me that Dumbass!”
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Typhen: Retrieve precious horse art.
No. Fuck that. Why would you ever want to get anywhere near a horse, let alone spend the money on paying some art snob to slather viscera oil in the image of those fuckin things. -
Is it getting hot in here or are we just feeling a different level of burn? 👅🔥
Slather on some sunscreen because we’re welcoming the summer with not one, not two, but SIX SEXY CAPTAINS 🥵
Riding soon 😉🌊
#TakeYourVitaminC
#CapsByTheOcean
Not a new idea, but it's so tasty the way that art catapults you into a different tone. Imagine a simple RPG system, same basic genre, but slathered in totally different art styles. In my brain, they're different games.
Had to draw the glizzy art 😂 “Wanna slather me in ketchup” 😂 #nopixelfanart #MDM @bbyruthless
They're all naked and slathered in honey who would win the twerk off
@RanSynesthetic I literally have bread in my username
Sign me up coach, slather me in garlic >:3
both of them mechafusioned up and slathered in slurp who's surviving the goo gun
I think I’ve slathered up all my SR collectors with the failing organs from petting zoo animals in middle American zoos, if I missed you shoot me a message. Future collectors, you too could experience the listless layering of coils.
they’re both naked and slathered in oil whos winning the twerk off ?
My side of a really badass art trade with @/slatherbag on Instagram! PLEASE go follow them on there, they're so cool #arttrade #bodyhorror
Celebrate #NationalPodcastDay by slathering your ear canals with The Real Butter™ Buttercast🍿📽️🗯️!
Do you like Jim Henson, Fast #Zombies, #JackieChan, @CharlizeAfrica, @CannonFilmGuide, or Action Presidents? Then butter up on
@ApplePodcasts: https://t.co/pR7vHDzYWN
Nibbling on a bagel slathered in cream cheese with raspberry jam from Trader Joes! My favorite new jam!! 💕🥰💕🥰💕🥰
I love toast and I love making toast from my homemade bread. Of course, I must slather it with all the butter.
048. Pulut Tai Tai: A classic nonya kueh that is made of butterfly pea flower-marbled glutinous rice steamed in coconut milk and generously slathered with coconut egg jam called kaya. It is also known as kuih Pulut Tekan which loosely means "pressed glutinous rice cake" in Malay.